About

I'm a doer. I get shit done. I'm also strong, bossy, organized, impatient, punctual, reliable, mean as a snake when provoked, feminist, liberal, loyal. I know my strengths and weaknesses and can admit to both.

I tell it like it is, think in list form, and have never cared if people like me - they do or they don't, me caring about it isn't going to change it either way. I function best within a routine, celebrate my birthday for the entire month, get up at the crack of dawn on vacation to see the sun rise, and always wear sunglasses even when it's overcast.

I love a clean house, coffee, nail polish, fresh sheets, Dirty Dancing, reading, the ocean, laughing raucously, cooking, planning ahead, vacations, the benevolent and karmic nature of the universe, and flip flops.

I dislike poor grammar, whining, talking on the phone, being patronized, weak people, heels, passive aggressiveness, entitlement, and tardiness.

I'm married to MFD and we have three pugs: Gus, Mae, and Bruce Springsteen. And Geegie boy, forever.