Thursday - I came in from the outside burnt out from the joy ride

1. I painted my nails rainbow with a three finger pot of gold at the end. I've got nothing but time on my hands...and scaly skin. I am the Crypt Keeper because my water intake is so down and I wash my hands so much.

2. I did finish a book I was reading (or not, I guess, since it took me eight fucking days) and am halfway through another. I was on the uptick, then my mother in law passed away, and that threw a big bookmark into things. I saw this and it felt true.

3. I've seen this initial tweet everywhere, but not the follow up comment describing the hell zone. I stole this from Ali's Instagram. This absolutely nails how I have felt this whole time. I am an even keeled person and this has been a bitch to adapt to.

4. Lots of couch time this week. I'm exhausted. The dogs haven't minded. I finished Love is Blind last night and feel stupider for it. I don't even like reality TV but I did not dislike zoning the F out to this shitshow. This is Quarantine Me talking.

5. One of these things is not like the other...S'mores cereal is something I never imagined liking and cannot get enough of. I have ordered four boxes in the past month. I like to toast bread, apply mayo or dijon mustard or both, and then sliced hard boiled egg with pink himalayan salt on top. Yesterday my Mom brought over brownie bites, mexican mac & cheese, fresh rye and chicken salad and egg salad and pickles. Thanks Mom! 

6. We also got hand delivery of this gorgeous thing from MFD's Ferko stringband family.

7. When someone is sober and someone else could take or leave a drink and usually leave it, this is what your quarantine stash looks like:

8. Idiots are gonna idiot.

9. Reminder: I parked next to this person at Target Tuesday. It set the tone for a nice experience in which I freaking scored a big mama TP and also off-brand Lysol. That's winning the lottery these days.

10. E-cards...this spring needs an enema so we get another stretch of warm, sunny days.

How are we doing out there?


The words following the hyphen are the song I am listening to when I start the Thursday Thoughts post. This week is Almost by Hozier