trump everything, let’s just get that out of the way up front
Beets are good for you and cookies are not
Commuting - I shit you not, it was raining inside my train yesterday on the way home
Bills - things you did not know about when you dreamed of being an adult who can do whatever they want
Up and down dogs - when MFD moves downstairs, Bruce and Bender erupt from under the covers like a volcano and take off downstairs like their lives depend on it. Up and down up and down
Up and down dogs - when MFD moves downstairs, Bruce and Bender erupt from under the covers like a volcano and take off downstairs like their lives depend on it. Up and down up and down
47690579 gift guides from the same source
Knowing Christmas shit has to be put away
The absolutely vile and gross state the election/campaign system is in now, if we don't get money out of politics we are truly fucked
The absolutely vile and gross state the election/campaign system is in now, if we don't get money out of politics we are truly fucked
Not having powers like Samantha Stephens on Bewitched, it seems like that should be a thing by now
Being really tired but getting into bed and not falling right to sleep
People giving money to build an idiot border wall. This fucking wall is immoral, expensive, and ineffective (have you seen Big Bend?). I hope none of the donors consider Jesus their God and savior because I don't think he'd build a wall over feeding, clothing, doctoring, housing, and educating those in need. That is the absolute opposite of what He did. Even if they don't believe in Jesus and I don't believe in telling people what to do with their money...give that money to veterans or something. Man.
People giving money to build an idiot border wall. This fucking wall is immoral, expensive, and ineffective (have you seen Big Bend?). I hope none of the donors consider Jesus their God and savior because I don't think he'd build a wall over feeding, clothing, doctoring, housing, and educating those in need. That is the absolute opposite of what He did. Even if they don't believe in Jesus and I don't believe in telling people what to do with their money...give that money to veterans or something. Man.
Full trash or recycling cans - take that shit out
Unnecessary comments - yes, Karen, you actually can scroll by Lands End’s sponsored Facebook post without commenting how you don’t like them anymore. No one cares.
The I’m so sick of everyone being offended bitchers actually being most offended over things, like you are literally in an uproar right now over how you think other people feel
The overuse and misuse of the word offended
Chipped nail polish - must replace immediately
My company is having a Festivus pizza party today and I am filled with glee.
What are your grievances?
And are you ready for Feats of Strength?
And are you ready for Feats of Strength?
My company is having a Festivus pizza party today and I am filled with glee.
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