Me: None of your beeswax
MFD: How does that taste?
Me: It tastes good.
MFD: Why don’t we have a stamp so we can just stamp
these?
Me: Because we’re not the United States Postal Service.
MFD: We can get a machine.
Me: No.
Me: I'm so excited about the wifi.
MFD: I guess.
Me: Excuse me? I renamed it after Dirty Dancing. Give me this small joy.
MFD: I guess...but I just don’t understand why the Schumachers aren’t featured in the renaming of the wifi.
Olympics
MFD: Steph, do you know what they call this race?
Me: No.
MFD: mhmhjmj
Me: Say it again?
MFD: Push Butt race. See! The butt push. Look. That's how the next person starts.
Me: I don't think that's what it's really called.
Olympics
MFD: She’s doing the triple axel.
Me: Okay.
MFD: See! I told you.
Me: But do you know what the pamchenko is?
After realizing we have not told each other major personal news
things
Me: We should have made time this week to talk to each other about things that are not schedule, dog, bill, or house related.
MFD: Seems like it.
MFD: Can you get some tooth floss?
Me: Dental floss?
MFD: You know.
Me: Tooth floss. Ha.
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LOL I might get more into the Olympics if they renamed events to things such as the Butt Push Race.
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSS to the PAMCHENKO!!!! That movie is my jam--I could legitimately quote the entire movie :)
ReplyDeleteToothfloss. Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI love that first conversation, too. It sounds like something K would ask.
These are always my favorite posts
ReplyDeleteTOOTH FLOSS.
ReplyDeleteButt push race! Tooth floss! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThe Pamchenko!! Oh the Cutting Edge, one of my favorite movies!! I lvoe these so much, butt push race, hee hee!
ReplyDeleteHaha Chris and I are always forgetting to share big news with each other because we assume we already did. Does he know the pamchenko??? ;)
ReplyDeleteI am rolling -- tooth floss!
ReplyDeleteSuch a cute post!
Xo,
JC
www.jcpeats.com
Is it bad that I know exactly what event is the butt push race is? I watched it with my Lynn-Mom and we remarked how it was really weird how they did that.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you have reached 46 volumes of Shit MFD Said. I guess he has had a lot to say! I love reading these. LOL @ Tooth floss! Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis
ReplyDeleteButt push and tooth floss. I think I’m going to incorporate those into my daily life.
ReplyDeleteHah - tooth floss; I love it. Sometimes words are just hard!! I love these posts. Too funny.
ReplyDelete-Lauren
www.shootingstarsmag.net
LOL butt push. Just... WHAT. All Male Tush Push? Was that a thing? Am I making that up? Probably so. I think it was on The Apprentice though (and not the current WH version though that definitely could be a thing).
ReplyDeleteTOE PICK!
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