My brain is a sieve
What day is it? Am I me?
Pass the coffee, please.
What day is it? Am I me?
Pass the coffee, please.
Breathe in and breathe out.
Just a toilet paper roll,
Not worth the jail time.
Soft pretzels are art.
Only eat them in Philly.
Same as cheesesteaks, son.
Shush, loud train talkers.
You are in shared public space,
not your living room.
Exposed, cold ankles.
February is not May.
I should have worn socks.
Great friends are golden
but concealer is crucial.
Girlfriends would agree.
Happy haikusday
ReplyDeleteI welcome its bold return
Cheers to a good week.
(Really the first two lines, minus bold, were my original comment and I was like "hmmm, let's stay with the theme" and expanded a bit.)
Look at you being so creative.
ReplyDeleteThat would take me months to write :)
Cold ankles are the
ReplyDeleteworst. Socks should be optional.
Ball's in your court, Spring.
Loud talkers on train?
ReplyDeleteAre you ready for Thursday?!?
Work from home? For sure!
What can I say, I tried... Happy f'n Tuesday!
❤️
ReplyDeleteThis is the best.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOL @ Breathe in and breathe out. Just a toilet paper roll,Not worth the jail time. You are the best haiku-er I know!!!
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia
ReplyDeleteso happy to be from there
Wish the smile could last!
I'm not going to try to write a haiku but I really could go for a pretzel now.
ReplyDeleteI hate stupid jerks
ReplyDeleteWhy is it not 5 yet y'all
Wasn't going to drink
I want a philly cheesesteak
I do not expose my ankles until late spring. One warm day does not make capris and bare feet okay.
ReplyDeleteHaha I love these! Also, loud talkers are the WORST. I do not need nor want to hear your entire conversation just because we happen to be in the same place at the same time. And, really, why would someone WANT everyone to hear their entire conversation? I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteConcealer is crucial, and I'll have to find a pretzel next time I'm in Philly.
ReplyDeleteWell that photo melts my heart! Love the 3 of them snuggled up together and Mae all protective of Bruce boy! Good friends are golden and so is the silence of not overhearing loud commuters' conversations in any public space. Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis
ReplyDeleteHaikus are my jam
ReplyDeleteI could speak in them all day
Yes i am a dork