Today it was a toss up between a quick list of things I love and a quick list of things that annoy me. And here we are.
Don't get me wrong - I use the adjective petty in the title, but some of the below can really piss me off given the correct combination of lack of sleep/caffeine/food/general good spirits. Ask MFD. However in the grand scheme of life, eh. Infinitely survivable.
Petty annoyances. Let us begin. I'll go first.
-When memes or ecards are awesome but have spelling or grammatical errors. Come on. I can't share that.
-Hearing the phone conversations of others
-Dog owners who don't clean up after their dog on walks
-Forgetting to do something
-When the puppy absconds with the gloves out of my jacket pockets and I keep forgetting to find them and put them back in so I freeze my ass off on the train platform and carrying my iced coffee into work
-The 24 hour news cycle
-Tangled necklaces
-Needing to put gas in the car on the coldest day in weeks
-Excess packaging on something I buy
-Made up abbreviations like inspo for inspiration. Why are magazines doing this? Technically, it would be inspi - we don't abbreviate Instagram to Insto instead of Insta, do we? No. We do not.
-The people who are all I'm sick but then go out to eat and to various other public places because they are sick of being stuck in the house damnit, which really translates into "sick of keeping my germs to myself, now you can all touch what I touch and breathe my air and suffer and die too."
-Calling every garden variety cold or illness you can still function through the flu. That's not what the flu is.
-Inefficient use of time so that it becomes a problem for other people
-Explaining something more than once
-Adult zits. I paid my dues, acne.
-Shitty wifi
Now you.
