Friday, December 8, 2017

New Christmas Carol: The Errand Song


On the first errand of last night the universe gave to me
A missing ship to store package Home Depot comedy.

On the second errand of last night the universe gave to me 
Zero cans of Mae’s food I had called about previously.

On the third errand of last night the universe gave to me 
No high maintenance person organic creamer for my coffee.
(who am I?)

On the fourth errand of last night the universe gave to me
Driving the wrong way on two one ways to tap MAC for money. 

On the fifth errand of last night the universe gave to me
A loudly arguing about not suitable for public things family.

This post could also be titled Five Reasons I Get Everything Delivered. 

Happy weekend my friends. May you not have any verses to add to this song. 


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