On the first errand of last night the universe gave to me
A missing ship to store package Home Depot comedy.
On the second errand of last night the universe gave to me
Zero cans of Mae’s food I had called about previously.
On the third errand of last night the universe gave to me
No high maintenance person organic creamer for my coffee.
(who am I?)
(who am I?)
On the fourth errand of last night the universe gave to me
Driving the wrong way on two one ways to tap MAC for money.
On the fifth errand of last night the universe gave to me
A loudly arguing about not suitable for public things family.
This post could also be titled Five Reasons I Get Everything Delivered.
This post could also be titled Five Reasons I Get Everything Delivered.
Happy weekend my friends. May you not have any verses to add to this song.
You are clever :)!
ReplyDeleteOrganic coffee creamer, look at you!
ReplyDeleteHaha. I sp get the loud arguing family one. No shame
ReplyDeletehahaha that was awesome! Well done!
ReplyDeleteLol. Feisty and festive ;) Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHaha yikes! Delivery for the win!
ReplyDeleteOh my, this is so creative and funny. Sorry your deliveries failed. Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing! Sorry about all your mishaps, and yes to having everything delivered!
ReplyDeleteThat is a terrible day. And also affirms why I, too, get as much delivered as possible.
ReplyDeleteSo creative and funny! Yes delivery all the way!
ReplyDeleteLeaning towards the delivery of everything. Made the decision to go to Aldi's and Target this afternoon -- came home with strong negative feelings towards humankind. Have been alternating between reading and Netflixing ever since.
ReplyDeleteIf I had to add a verse to the song it would be about people who back out of parking spaces in busy parking lots without looking! Fa la la la la.
ReplyDeleteHahaha this sounds about right. I love love love the Christmas season, but I hate hate hate peopling with the public during the Christmas season.
ReplyDeleteI need more details on not suitable public things. After all, if they are going to do, I'm going to listen. And judge.
ReplyDeleteLOL! And yes to deliveries!!
ReplyDeleteMy sisters and I have written several breakfast carols... we're quite proud of them!
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