Today MFD turns 40. One of the main reasons we have been together for 15 years this month is because there is no one I've ever met who thinks quite like him. And because he makes me laugh even when things are terrible.
Happy 40th MFD!
Watching Footloose
MFD: Steph, you know what I do when I have family quarrels?
Me: What?
MFD: I drive down to the empty warehouse and dance it out.
Me: What?
MFD: So much gymnastics.
After a midnight stop at a weird Wawa in the last three hours of a nine hour road trip
MFD: Let's get out of here.
Me: That was the weirdest Wawa ever filled with the weirdest people.
MFD: I know, and the cashier would not stop talking. I was saying I don't know what to get and she was saying how she has the hardest time and she works there and I was thinking just stop talking and let me step away so I can fart.
Me: That's why I don't have conversations with people.
MFD: Because you have to fart?
Me: No. Because they won't stop talking.
MFD: And probably because you have to fart.
On our way fishing
Me: You got a fucking visor mike?
MFD: Yep. It's for fishing
Me: I hate visors.
MFD: I thought about that for about five seconds then thought well she's not fishing.
Me: I can't believe you were on the phone with someone and said, "Sorry, my dog is mounting my other dog."
MFD: I know...and he didn't even say anything back!
Me: What was he supposed to even say? Totally useless and weird information!
MFD: Well I was screaming my dog's name in his ear. I wanted to tell him why.
MFD: Yep. It's for fishing
Me: I hate visors.
MFD: I thought about that for about five seconds then thought well she's not fishing.
Me: I can't believe you were on the phone with someone and said, "Sorry, my dog is mounting my other dog."
MFD: I know...and he didn't even say anything back!
Me: What was he supposed to even say? Totally useless and weird information!
MFD: Well I was screaming my dog's name in his ear. I wanted to tell him why.
Me: I think he would have rather not known.
Me: What did you have for dinner?
MFD: Uh...your leftovers.
Me: What!
MFD: I thought you already ate.
Me: I didn't.
MFD: Well, it was good, so that's good right?
Me: What did you have for dinner?
MFD: Uh...your leftovers.
Me: What!
MFD: I thought you already ate.
Me: I didn't.
MFD: Well, it was good, so that's good right?
Happy birthday to my dearest Debbie today as well as Griffin and AJ & Drew May.
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