Perfect. I love the quirks and the stuffing sticking out of the sides of people's lives more than anything that's straight down the middle. I don't have a version of myself I want to present to you here that's different than the myself I am everywhere else.
Sad that I don't have kids. I have not had one second of regret over that decision. The older I get the happier I am that I stuck to my guns and listened to my gut instead of societal pressures.
As aloof as I appear to be when you first meet me. I am not outwardly warm and fuzzy when I first meet people. I am reserved and observant and that combined with resting bitch face can come off poorly. I'm used to hearing I thought you were a bitch by now. And to be fair, sometimes I am a bitch, because I don't like you.
Fashionable or trendy. I will wear what I like and am comfortable in. If that happens to be in style, great. If that happens to make me look like Dorothy Zbornak, that's okay too.
A joiner. I don't seek out ways to occupy my time with group activities. I'm not most comfortable in a large group.
A night owl. I prefer the morning.
Going to keep doing something that has stopped working for me. I change stuff as often as necessary.
Interested in giving up cream in my coffee. Ever.
Lonely. A few weeks ago I was at the shore and MFD was home. He called and said "Are you lonely? You sound lonely." I said, "Do you know me? I'm never lonely." LOL Do I miss him sometimes when we're not together? Sure. But I'm never lonely.
A windows up driver. Windows down, music up.
Bored. One of my pet peeves is adults who say they're bored. You're an adult with a brain. Figure out something to do.
A head patter or sugar coater. I am not the person you come to when you need or want those things.
In need of approval. Yours, hers, his, anyone's.
A survivor. If the apocalypse comes and we end up in some world that closely resembles any of the Dystopian novels I've read, someone go ahead and put me out of all of our miseries.
A napper. My goal for this summer is to be able to take a nap on the weekends and wake up without being a troll from hell.
A joke teller. I have no ability to retain jokes so that makes it very hard to tell them.
Afraid of confrontation. I don't actively seek it out, but I don't back down from it either.
Someone who uses a hair dryer. My hair gets blown dry at the salon because Kristi will not let me out of the chair otherwise. That is the only time. No exceptions for weddings, events, etc.
Comfortable speaking in public. I hate it. Nothing will make me feel good about it.
A paid protester. I just wanted to clarify. There seem to be some misconceptions out in the world today.
A dropoff Democrat. PA friends, I hope you're voting in the primary today. Polls are open from 7 a.m. - 8 p.m. Do not be the person who only votes every four years or every two years please. Local elections are extremely important - primaries included - and they happen every year. I'm actually probably not a true Democrat anymore either if I ever was, but you need to pick a party in order to be able to vote in the PA primary. Rude.
Lay it on me. What are some things you're not?
Interested in giving up cream in my coffee. Ever.
Lonely. A few weeks ago I was at the shore and MFD was home. He called and said "Are you lonely? You sound lonely." I said, "Do you know me? I'm never lonely." LOL Do I miss him sometimes when we're not together? Sure. But I'm never lonely.
A windows up driver. Windows down, music up.
Bored. One of my pet peeves is adults who say they're bored. You're an adult with a brain. Figure out something to do.
A head patter or sugar coater. I am not the person you come to when you need or want those things.
A survivor. If the apocalypse comes and we end up in some world that closely resembles any of the Dystopian novels I've read, someone go ahead and put me out of all of our miseries.
A napper. My goal for this summer is to be able to take a nap on the weekends and wake up without being a troll from hell.
A joke teller. I have no ability to retain jokes so that makes it very hard to tell them.
Afraid of confrontation. I don't actively seek it out, but I don't back down from it either.
Someone who uses a hair dryer. My hair gets blown dry at the salon because Kristi will not let me out of the chair otherwise. That is the only time. No exceptions for weddings, events, etc.
Comfortable speaking in public. I hate it. Nothing will make me feel good about it.
A paid protester. I just wanted to clarify. There seem to be some misconceptions out in the world today.
A dropoff Democrat. PA friends, I hope you're voting in the primary today. Polls are open from 7 a.m. - 8 p.m. Do not be the person who only votes every four years or every two years please. Local elections are extremely important - primaries included - and they happen every year. I'm actually probably not a true Democrat anymore either if I ever was, but you need to pick a party in order to be able to vote in the PA primary. Rude.
PA Dem voters: Check out Ellen Ceisler for Commonwealth Court Judge. She's fierce.
Philly Dem voters: Larry Krasner for DA. He's progressive as fuck which we need right now.
His civil rights background is exceptional. A straight shooter, no posturing or politicking.
Lay it on me. What are some things you're not?
