From the basement
MFD: Hey Steph muttering and banging
Me intentionally not answering, more muttering and
banging
MFD: Hey hon
Me: What.
MFD: Not too long ago you were cleaning up some things
downstairs and there was this old scratched up mouthpiece next to a Century 21
pen. I know where the pen is, do you know where the mouthpiece is?
Me: No...wait, you know where the exact pen is but you don't know where the mouthpiece is?
More banging and bullshit
MFD: Hey Steph where's the shell for the sage, huh?
More intentional ignoring
MFD: OPI nail liquor, two pack, 7.99, Groupon! You want
it?
Me: Did you say liquor?
MFD: Lacquer?
Me: It's nail polish. No. Why are you looking at Groupon?
MFD: They send me email every five minutes. You know,
from back in my Groupon days.
Me: I'm glad those days have passed.
MFD: Maybe they haven't.
After beeping at someone
Me: Seriously?
MFD: It's not that hard. Learn how to drive.
Me: Who taught YOU how to drive?
MFD: Satan
I go for my phone
MFD: Oh go for your for to write that one down huh?
Walking over the Brooklyn Bridge
MFD: It's okay. Soon you can sleep.
Me: What? It's not even noon.
MFD: no.sleep.til Brooklyn
flipping through the Roku
MFD: Where's Showtime?
Me: Mike.
MFD: What?
Me: You know what it feels like my entire life is?
MFD: err
Me: You asking me where things are.
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