Me: I need to get the tattoo on my back redone before my birthday.
MFD: I can do it for you.
Me: That's not true.
MFD: Give me a needle and some ink.
With life insurance people
MFD: I was just telling them you're a robot.
Me: Lovely.
MFD: No! I told them a story about how I made a little
space to sleep this weekend near a tv and watched Small Wonder, you know, with
the robot girl, and then I said...
Me: Just stop.
Looking at the humidifier
MFD: Does that even work? Should it be closer to us?
Me: It's not supposed to be a fucking rain forest in
here, Mike. It is working.
MFD: If you say so.
MFD: I'm really struggling with the subset of comments on my
post that are about LuLaRue. Oh, it's a picture of you.
Me: Yeah.
MFD: But what is LLR?
Me: What do you think it is?
MFD: Oh, is it LuLaRue?
Me: It's LuLaRoe not LuLaRue.
MFD: Is it the same as lulumon?
Me: You're thinking of Lululemon. It's not the same and
there is no LuLaRue or lulumon. This conversation made me tired.
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