MFD: You know what I was thinking on the way back here? All through my time with really painful second degree burns I was tolerable and even pleasant...five hours with this man cold and I'm a fucking tyrant.
Me: Mm hmm.
MFD: This man cold stuff is horrible.
Me: You don't need to tell me.
MFD: You know what I like looking at? Pictures of people going to the
mall in 1989.
Me: Is that what you do with your time?
MFD: No. Did you like going to the mall?
Me: Yeah, I liked it. Did you?
MFD: big sigh. It was such a simpler time. And you could
smoke in the mall.
After relaying an insane situation in which he saved an
old man from an attack dog in North Philly
MFD: Well...we'll never walk our dogs in North Philly.
Me: No shit Mike.
MFD: We need a hummingbird.
Me: What? Like a feeder?
MFD: No. A pet hummingbird.
Me: I don't think they really want to be pets.
MFD: They do, they do.
Me: I don't think so.
MFD: Specifically my pet
Getting out of a van
Van driver: Be careful, it's slippery when wet.
MFD: Like Bon Jovi.
A nice infographic-ish photo I sent via text that was ignored
Rubbing it in
A nice infographic-ish photo I sent via text that was ignored
Have a good weekend my friends! Make some time for a long sleep, a straight from the gut laugh, and some self care. Like L'Oreal says, because you're worth it.
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