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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Shit MFD Said: Vol 36

Me: There's some taco meat in there too.
MFD: Brownies?
Me: No.
MFD: I heard brownies.

MFD: What was in that box?
Me: Stuff for me.
MFD: It was probably for me. Probably Gold.
Me: Not for you and not gold.
MFD: Frankincense? Myrrh?
Me: None of the above.

MFD: Did you go Back to the Future to get those pants?
Me: They're trees!
MFD: Steph, did you borrow those pants from Debbie Gibson?
Me: It's Christmas and they're trees.
Stephen: Where did you get those leggings?
MFD: 1980.
Me: Shut up!
MFD: Steph, Tiffany called. She wants her pants back.

Me: Mae would not go to the bathroom.
MFD: Did she have her sweater on?
Me: It's 60 fucking degrees.
MFD: She doesn't like to get wet.
Me: This is not a household for special snowflakes.
MFD: I guess not.

Pushing the ornament boxes close to the candle on the coffee table
Me: You are ridiculous right now. You almost lit yourself on fire.
MFD: Wouldn't be the first time this month.

Watching Christmas Vacation beginning driving scene
MFD: laughing That's totally me.
Me:  Everything about you is Clark Griswold.


All read and approved by MFD before they go live...
Shit MFD Said Vol 1, Shit MFD Said Vol 2, Shit MFD Said Vol 3, Shit MFD Said Vol 4
Shit MFD Said Vol 5, Shit MFD Said Vol 6, Shit MFD Said Vol 7, Shit MFD Said Vol 8
Shit MFD Said Vol 9, Shit MFD Said Vol 10, Shit MFD Said Vol 11, Shit MFD Said Vol 12, Shit MFD Said Vol 13, Shit MFD Said Vol 14, Shit MFD Said Vol 15, Shit MFD Said Vol 16, Shit MFD Said Vol 17, Shit MFD Said Vol 18, Shit MFD Said Vol 19, Shit MFD Said Vol 20, Shit MFD Said Vol 21, Vol 22, Vol 23, Vol 24, Vol 25, Vol 26, Vol 27, Vol 28, Vol 29, Vol 30, Vol 31, Vol 32, Vol 33, Vol 34, Vol 35



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21 comments:

  1. sara [at] journey of doingDecember 28, 2016 at 1:05 AM

    I can't believe he didn't finish off the Wise Men crack with a, "okay, coal then." LOL at the lighting things on fire response. Touché MFD.

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  2. UnknownDecember 28, 2016 at 9:21 AM

    He never disappoints. Love those leggings, but enjoyed he 80s reference just as much! Merry merry!

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  3. StephanieDecember 28, 2016 at 9:32 AM

    LOL wouldn't be the first time this month. Too soon, MFD. But I appreciate your ability to laugh at yourself. And I'm with you on the pants...

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  4. llf1020December 28, 2016 at 9:46 AM

    Lol the leggings comments!!

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  5. Rebecca JoDecember 28, 2016 at 9:47 AM

    Nothing wrong with being Clark Griswold... now cousin Eddie? That's your problem
    Not a household for special snowflakes... that made me bust out.

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  6. Ali ArnoneDecember 28, 2016 at 10:12 AM

    That's it, in 2017 you are calling the E! Network & getting a reality show.

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  7. Amy @The Crazy Wise WomanDecember 28, 2016 at 10:25 AM

    I'm dying with the leggings. Are those LulaRoe, that may be a misspell? They seem to be the rage here. I heard brownies, also classic lol

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  8. Erin LFFDecember 28, 2016 at 10:53 AM

    Your leggings rock, no matter what decade they appear to be from ;) And the brownies/taco meat cracked me up. Reminds me the other night when Jared asked what we were doing for dinner and I said, "Well, there are some leftovers and I think we have enough stuff to make a big salad." His response was, "Oh, you ordered a pizza? Cool."

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  9. Audrey LouiseDecember 28, 2016 at 11:13 AM

    HAHAHA, they double teamed on you with the leggings. Rude. Lol. My husband would say the same... ha.

    I love the pups face in the first picture, haha!

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  10. The Girl who Loved to WriteDecember 28, 2016 at 11:55 AM

    Probably gold. Hahaha these are always my favorite.

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  11. Kristen @ See You In A PorridgeDecember 28, 2016 at 12:25 PM

    those leggings are fabulous! they don't know what they're talking about. 'this is not a house for special snowflakes' hahaha. i swear, your responses make me laugh as much as the shit MFD says.

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  12. Three of CupsDecember 28, 2016 at 12:41 PM

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

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  13. BrianneDecember 28, 2016 at 4:09 PM

    The candle & the leggings comments had me dying.

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  14. Ashley LillisDecember 28, 2016 at 4:47 PM

    Haha I love the one where he said that it wouldn't be the first time that he got lit on fire! And I also love the fact that he fully admits that he's Clark Griswold too!

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  15. KristinDecember 28, 2016 at 9:07 PM

    I love the reaction to leggings and the tag-teaming.
    I saw someone with gingerbread man leggings the other day. I KNOW they have to be comfortable but I cannot abide by that.

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  16. Laura DarlingDecember 28, 2016 at 10:58 PM

    As usual, I'm cracking up. Those leggings are great!

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  17. Teh MeganDecember 29, 2016 at 9:32 AM

    taco meat/brownies.. we have a selective hearing problem at our house too.

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  18. Emily @ Martinis | BikinisDecember 29, 2016 at 10:05 AM

    His humor and random comments are the best. Are those LLR leggings? Too funny he decided to pick fun at them.

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  19. KimmiDecember 29, 2016 at 11:23 AM

    Wouldn't be the first time this month?! That is hilarious.

    I am sorry but I laughed forever at the leggings section!

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  20. Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyJanuary 1, 2017 at 2:50 PM

    Robin Sparkles called, she wants her pants back so she can go to the mall. HAHAH J/K!

    happy new year!

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  21. UnknownJanuary 2, 2017 at 10:48 AM

    Just fabulous. best electric griddle

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