MFD: If I ever die on
the side of the road do not erect anything.
Me: Oh no, I would
never. Do you know me?
MFD: I just had to state it out loud.
While at the shore
MFD: You know what I
don't have any of?
Me: Underwear?
MFD: Not a stitch.
Me: Classic.
MFD: Do you think
they have them at Rite Aid?
Me: No.
MFD: Could you check while I'm out? I'll wear corny
ones.
Me: Sure...come to think of it, do you think they
have shorts there? I am a pair short.
MFD: They'll be corny
but sure. Why not?
Me: So we're people that buy clothes from Rite Aid now. Something new for us.
MFD: No. We're trying to buy them from Rite Aid. We haven't been successful yet.
While tubing
MFD: I need a knife to cut these shoe laces.
Me: We're in the middle of a river.
MFD: I'll figure it out. Like this guy is coming on a kayak, I'll ask him.
Me: You cannot ask a stranger for a knife in the middle of a remote area.
MFD: Sure I can. He's fishing. You don't go fishing without a knife.
Me: But you are NOT fishing, so he should not give you one. You're just a stranger on the river with his wife asking for knives.
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