After dinner out
MFD: You don't have
any toothpicks or tooth floss do you?
Me: It's called
dental floss.
MFD: Tooth floss.
Me: Dental floss!
MFD: It could be tooth floss too.
Me: Dental floss!
MFD: It could be tooth floss too.
Holding up an article of clothing after a few weeks not at the shore
Me: Look, I forgot I
had this here.
MFD: What is it?
Me: A bathing suit
coverup. Duh.
MFD: It looks like
Pancho Villa's nightie.
Before I bought him these
MFD: Do you have wet
wipes?
Me: Yes.
MFD: So...do you have any
nail clippers in there?
Me: Mike! No!
MFD: What? I don't
know what you have in there.
Me: It's never going to be nail
clippers! Ever! I've told you that every time you've asked.
MFD: I thought maybe
you did your nails here.
Me: In my car? Stop.
Yelling up from downstairs as I'm trying to go to sleep
MFD: Steph!
Me: What.
MFD: Do you know what
I'm watching?
Me: No.
MFD: Fart: a
documentary.
Me: Did you say FART?
MFD: Yes.
Me: That's what I
thought.
MFD: Steph!
Me: What.
MFD: You gotta come
watch this.
Me: No.
MFD: They're talking
about farting in front of your spouse.
Me: I'm familiar with that. I'm going to sleep now.
Eating dinner
Me: What are you
doing?
MFD: Scraping this
off.
Me: Why?
Mfd: I don't like rosemary that much.
Me: There's not that much on there...this is like a
toddler eating.
MFD: Says the person
who can't have their food touch on their plate.
Me: Touche.
On the way home from the shore
MFD: Do you want to stop and take a picture in front of that big Alred E Newman looking thing?
Me: Should I?
MFD: I don't know. I think it's kind of cool.
Me: Do YOU want your picture taken in front of it?
MFD: Maybe.
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Classic - men and farts doesn't matter how old they are they will always find them funny! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteAlways an adventure with our Mike Doyle! Love the beach coverup and touché. I am not big on Rosemary either as a seasoning.
ReplyDeleteKeep laughing. Love. Your. Momma.
I don't like rosemary, either!
DeleteHahaha nice! Now I'm really curious about the fart documentery though :-D
ReplyDeleteTooth floss...I laughed and laughed.
ReplyDeleteI love you two. End of story.
ReplyDeleteFart documentary... HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteThese are great, tooth floss!
ReplyDeletePancho Villa's nightie. Dead. DNR.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should just get the damn nail clippers, like for his birthday... he'll never expect it.
ReplyDeleteMr Bill! Is the ice cream stand still there? Hysterical as always!
ReplyDeleteThe nail clippers one...lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL! LOL! I wish you could see how excited I get when I see these posts on your blog. I die laughing EVERY time!!! You two are great!
ReplyDeletehahahaha he has his own nail clippers now! YAY!
ReplyDeleteJohn actually tries very hard not to fart in front of me, nice man. His little brother, however, just acts like he's my little brother too. Constant farts, that one.
LMAO at Pancho Villa's nightie! Also, Volume 31? For some reason that struck me. So much shit MFD said!
ReplyDeleteLOL Pancho Villa's nightie??? I love that you bought him travel clippers. I mean, how much do guys think we keep stashed places you know?! There is a documentary on the Fart? Oh my.
ReplyDeleteNot the nail clippers. I think we all need to gather as bloggers & everyone mail him nail clippers :) have them randomly show up in the mail for a year :) haha
ReplyDeleteTooth floss. Yeaahhh - never heard of that.
So I totally have to look up that documentary on netflix just to read the description.
MFD has said a lot of shit.
ReplyDeleteThis might be my favorite one yet
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy these!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, hahahah. WAIT, the nail clipper one!!! I keep our nail clippers in a glass jar on the bathroom counter (as I have for years) and LITERALLY every single time he wants to clip his nails he asks where they are. I'm like - I never physically go get them for you, I ALWAYS direct you to them and they're in the same spot so why can't you figure this out??? hahahaha. And I lol'ed at the documentary comment. He is a hoot.
ReplyDeleteAH, MFD never disappoints!
ReplyDeleteLOL the farting documentary. That's every woman's life.
ReplyDeleteTooth floss - I may have to use that one. And LOL at a fart documentary, my husband would have been just as excited!
ReplyDeleteThat farting documentary moment is hilarious :D And I don't like my food to touch, either!! Nothing wrong with that ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love how he was watching that documentary and your response to him wanting you to watch it with him. Has he finally asked you about nail clippers now that you actually have a pair in your purse?
ReplyDeleteMFD: Says the person who can't have their food touch on their plate.
ReplyDeleteMe: Touche.
This is so me. I don't like the food to touch, and I only eat one thing at a time. My boss commented on it during lunch my first week on the job. I was hoping I wouldn't get fired for being OCD. (Spoiler: I didn't. Just get made fun of.)
I need a photo of MFD in front of that guy!
Tooth floss. That is golden.
ReplyDeleteThese always make me so happy! I especially love how he always thinks maybe this time you'll have a nail clipper.
ReplyDeleteI don't like rosemary much and would scrape it off AND I'm not a fan of my food touching either. Oh no!
ReplyDeleteI'm a staunch no food touching on the plate support. Buffets are the worst
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, rosemary is pretty gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd my husband can't keep up with nail clippers either. I buy him 2 each year for Christmas and they always disappear before February...
It's never going to be nail clippers! hahaha and oh my gosh 'i'm familiar with that' with the farting spouse. sometimes your responses are funnier than the shit MFD says. i am not going to tell KC about that documentary.
ReplyDeletei am so so on the food touching on the plate. in theory i'm like that is stupid, get over it, but in reality i'm like OMG SHIT IS TOUCHING I CAN'T EAT IT IT'S RUINED.
LOL to the nail clippers and fart documentary! I'm actually surprised Eric hasn't watched that yet. Is it streaming on Netflix? If it is, I'm sure it's only a matter of time. Haha.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Pancho Villa's nightie...He comes up with some creative things. Ah I know another person who doesn't like their food to touch n the plate. I can imagine that could be challenging around Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteOh Lord don't let my husband see the Fart documentary. He will giggle about that for weeks.
ReplyDeleteI actually have a manicure set in my purse. But it is mostly for tweezers in case of splinters or rouge hairs.