Fiddling with the Roku
Me: Press Start here.
MFD: Do I press begin
now?
Me: That's what I
said.
MFD: No, you said
start here.
Me: Same thing!
MFD: No.
Always looking for
dollar bills in our house
Me: I actually have a
lot of ones right now.
MFD: What, did you go
to a strip club?
Me: What? I...no.
On a chilly spring day
MFD: It's cold. Right
Gussie? Maybe put the heat on?
Me: The heat is on.
MFD: Really? Who are
you, Glenn Frey or something?
Me: Why?
MFD: singing the heat
is on...the heat is onnn. The heat is on ooh it's on the streets
Me: I get it now.
Yelling up the stairs
MFD: Hey Steph?
Me: What?
MFD: I uh, happened
to notice there was some chocolate brought home from a shower on Sunday? Where
would that chocolate be now?
Me: I don't know what
you're talking about.
MFD: Yeah. Chocolate.
In clear coffee mugs.
Minutes later
MFD: Did you take it
to work?
Me: Yes. There might
be some in the basement.
MFD: What?
Minutes later
MFD: Was that like a
wild goose chase you sent me on?
Me: You actually looked?
MFD: Yes.
Purger vs. hoarder
Me: When can you go
to Goodwill?
MFD: For what?
Me: To drop off all
the stuff I'm getting rid of.
MFD: Wait! Books! We
can take them to the shore.
Me: Paperbacks only.
MFD: James Patterson!
Robert Frost!
Me: Mike. No.
MFD: I want to read
them all.
Me: Here. Read this Henry James book. Go ahead. Read the first paragraph.
He reads it
MFD: Maybe not that one. Definitely the rest.
Me: You know what? I think I'll just go to Goodwill.
MFD: Did you see Steve's glasses?
Me: No.
MFD: The funeral director's glasses were cool too.
Me: Were they? I didn't see.
MFD: I want new glasses. I don't think I have the coolest glasses anymore.
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I say this every time but these are my favorite! When he went looking for the chocolate - so funny! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteThese are always my fave posts. The chocolate one is def my fave!
ReplyDeleteHahah I love the one about the chocolate...poor guy really had a craving!! Happy Star Wars day!!
ReplyDeletethe glenn frey one - that made me LOL hard. i could just imagine your face as he started singing that.
ReplyDeleteI have little May the Fourth Be With You bookmarks to hand out today...even though I'm "that" person who's not a fan of Star Wars. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteAnd buttons on remotes and machines, etc. have meaning. That's why wording is important.
I love the trip-up with the dollar bill hunt :) And his dedication to finding the chocolate!! Haha!
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ReplyDeleteHenry James, ha! I could never get past the first paragraph either! Who can?
ReplyDeletePoor guy had a craving for chocolate and just couldn't get it satisfied...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! I just had a convo with someone about reading the other day. I'm like "you read"?!!! He said ya like I was crazy but I know better.
ReplyDeleteYou sent him to the basement!!!! LOL.
On a side note, I haven't been able to comment on your blog for the longest but I have still been reading them. Come to find out it has something to do with my work computer and it works perfectly fine from home.
After I read this I went to the kitchen and got some fudge! LMAO, I love the two of you
ReplyDeleteLMAO... Purger v. hoarder... Purger FTW... with her stripper bills!
ReplyDeleteThe Glenn Frey comment made me LOL hard.
ReplyDeleteScott hasn't said anything extra bizarre lately. He's done some weird things. But his comments have been relatively normal. I feel like he's storing them up for a special occasion.
I sent Mike Doyle a 4th text earlier this morning. Love all of these. Favorite- $1's from the strip club! Lol lol literally! This one is in the top ten best! Have a happy day. Love. Your. Momma.
ReplyDeleteSending him after candy that's not there, that's kind of like having a kid. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteWhen Tyson brings home one's from work and I go to the store with them I wonder if the cashier thinks I'm a stripper.
Great... I have Glenn Fry stuck in my head now
ReplyDeleteHenry James and other books one was forced to read in college don't make for the best beach reads. And you can't talk about dollar bills without stripper jokes... they just always happen.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I would go search out chocolate in the house too!!! That is too funny about the books, clearly if you dont take them none of them will be gone!
ReplyDeleteCracking up at so many of these today!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love that he actually went downstairs to look for chocolate, and that he agreed with you about some of those books after reading the first paragraph!
ReplyDelete"Yeah, in clear coffee mugs" he was really eyeing those up lol! I hide chocolate from Blue all the time, but it works because then it's there when she "needs" it. Love the singing one too- there's a lot of that in my house as well!
ReplyDeleteI love the book one lol. "Well maybe not that one..."
ReplyDeleteCracking up that he went looking for chocolate in the basement....defintiely a wild goose chase. Lol @ his strip club comment.
ReplyDeleteThe heat is on!!! So funny.
ReplyDeleteI'd do the same thing re: the chocolate. When I lived with my parents I remember the FURY I'd feel when I was expecting leftover desserts/treats and they were gone. You guys are too much :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love the chocolate one! I'd do the same thing to my hubs!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I see the title I go YESSSSSSS! The heat is onnnnnn for the wild goose chase for chocolate! And lol at the strip club!
ReplyDeleteOh, gosh. I think I laughed more than I should. :P
ReplyDeleteI love these posts! The wild goose chase for chocolate was probably my favorite this time though!
ReplyDeletehahaha the glasses. You definitely have to have the coolest glasses, MFD. Get on that.
ReplyDeleteThat Glenn Frey exchange...that's same A+ stuff right there.
ReplyDeleteGD, these are the best! hahah
ReplyDeleteOh I love these posts! The chocolate story made me laugh
ReplyDeleteI was totally humming the heat is on after that one! Dang it!
ReplyDeletethe heat is on! haha yes.
ReplyDeleteand the purger vs hoarder. KC is such a hoarder even though he says he isn't. everything has a use when it's going to goodwill but not when it's just sitting around collecting dust.