The Night before NewOrleans
Me: I almost got in an
altercation getting your hair gel tonight, you know.
MFD: What? Why? It
was the last one or something?
Me: Yes. The lady was
yelling at me in Russian so I didn't really understand but was gesturing to her hair and saying I need it and
gesturing to mine like I didn't.
MFD: Did she have
spiky hair?
Me: Yes.
MFD: Did you show her
my picture? Like look at this guy's hair?
Me: Um...no.
MFD: You should have.
Upon arrival in New
Orleans
MFD: Where's that
hair gel you got at Target? Did you bring it?
Me: No. Why would I bring your hair gel? It's in the
thing where your hair gel goes. At home.
MFD: Great! Now we
have to get hair gel. Do you have anything?
Me: No.
Digs through things
anyway
MFD: Do you know
where my Rayban sunglasses are?
Me: No.
MFD: Do you know where anything is?
Me: Yes. All of my things.
MFD: Guess what
works?
Me: The water thing on the fridge? How?
MFD: I fixed it.
Me: How?
MFD: If men told
women how we fix things you would kill us off and rule the world like Amazons.
Me: That is bullshit
ridiculous. I bet it just started working again.
MFD: No. I fixed it.
Me: How?
MFD: I can't tell
you. Then my usefulness will be extinct.
Reading The Catcher in the Rye before bed
MFD: I bet you like
this part. Reads part
Me: No.
MFD: I bet you like
this fart part (reads part)
Me: Yes. Farts are always funny.
MFD: I bet this is
one of your favorite lines (reads lines)
Me: Actually, it is.
MFD: I know. Because
you underlined it. But I'd know anyway.
At the shore
Me: Do you know what
the wifi password is?
MFD: Turdbutt?
Me: No.
MFD: Why not?
Me: Because renters
have to use it.
MFD: So? Is it Label
maker?
Me: ...
MFD: Just thinking of things you like.
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Just thinking of things you like...that is hilarious also great comeback for him asking do you know where anything is...yes my stuff haha! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDelete"Did you show her my picture? Like look at this guy's hair?", something my husband would say to me...Happy FRIDAY!
ReplyDeleteTyson always thinks I should know where all the things are too and sometimes gets unreasonably upset that I don't.
ReplyDeleteIs the WiFi password label maker, hahahaha!
hahaha Turbutt and label maker....I would LOVE to get to the shore house and see that the wifi password was Turdbutt. So would my husband lol.
ReplyDeleteI also love how he asked you if you knew where anything was. Men!
Thanks for sharing these!
Hahahha I bet the water thing on the fridge just randomly started working again. I love that he won't tell you though cause he thinks you won't need his assistance anymore. ;)
ReplyDeleteLol on him not telling you how he fixed the water thing on the refrigerator lol.
ReplyDeleteAlways an adventure with Mike Doyle! Literally lol-ing.
ReplyDeleteLol-ing !
And no one has to April Fool me. You kids do it all year and I always
Fall for it!
Love. Your. Momma. This phone was going weird while I was posting. Jmj
ReplyDeleteLabelmaker as a password - I can see it :)
ReplyDeleteWhy do men just assume you pack for TWO ... my husband does the same thing & it drives me nuts... & confession - I do pack most of his stuff because I know he'll forget it. He's got me trained I guess.
My husband can never find his things, either. And even if I pack for him, he needs me to find it in the suitcase. MFD had a good point with the hair gel, I mean that really would have sold it. And label maker as a thing you like... so good.
ReplyDeleteIs it label maker hahaha. What is it about men and packing for trips? Legit John would never have a toothbrush, toothpaste, sunblock, or socks if I didn't pack them. Same with my dad, he's constantly asking my mom where all his shit is. Pack it yourselves, gentlemen.
ReplyDelete"Did you show her my picture?" :D
ReplyDeleteAnd MFD's reasoning for NOT telling you how he fixed the water is hilarious! BUT it wasn't as good as your comeback for where things are. BOOM!
Happy Friday!
XOXO
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YES! Farts are universally funny and always will be! And he sounds just like my husband when packing to go somewhere, he always asking me where his stuff is. After him forgetting dress shoes to go with his formal night clothes on a cruise once and flip flops for the beach, I do try to do a once over of his suitcase before we leave *sigh* :-P
ReplyDeleteMan, I wish my wi-fi password was TurdButt. I could actually remember it. :) My current one isn't so bad but my old one was like 13 random letters and numbers and with my butter fingers, I always had to retype it 3 times. Since it's just me, I'm good with packing what I need. Where I suck is leaving things behind. My parents have had to twice ship my make-up bag to me.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Label maker...He gets so creative with his comebacks. Too funny about the hair gel.
ReplyDeleteHair products are no joke! lol
ReplyDeleteI love that come back I know where all my stuff is! Why don't you know where your things are! That sounds like something my husband and I would say to one another.
LabelMaker! LOL I think you should change it to that just to spite him!
Hahahahaha label maker or something with books should totally be your password!!! That is hilarious that he didn't even bring the hair gel that you went to battle for. So something Chris would have done!
ReplyDeleteLabelmaker- lol! The last wifi I had was "The Eye of Sauron"- obviously I was dating a LoTR fan. I've started packing for two always, particularly the toiletries. I've also made lists for them to check off as they're packing. Both things help, though it's a bit annoying that they would honestly forget the simplest things if they weren't reminded.
ReplyDeleteyou guys need a reality show...too funny.
ReplyDeletehahahaha the last one omg.
ReplyDeleteoh the packing thing. KC always acts like he's so easy going about packing, and then when we get there he's like 'where is this or that?' and i'm like you don't want me to treat you like a child with packing, but you want the benefits of that aka me packing everything. when we went to disney he asked where the foldable water bottle was and i was like.. where you last put it? if you wanted it, why didn't you bring it?!
Oh, the conversation about the hair gel that was home when it should have been in N.O. and the MIA sunglasses! I so understand b/c my husband and I have had similar conversations! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI like the Doyle reality show suggestion. I mean, there are far less interesting, intelligent, witty people out there on tv (and making money for it.).
ReplyDeleteI bet "labelmaker" is my step-mom's password.
Always loved his blonde ringlets... tell him to skip the gel!
ReplyDeleteI love the last exchange haha. As per usual another good one!
ReplyDeleteWell!! I just read 3 of your posts! New favorite blog :)
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny that MFD thought that you were supposed to bring his hair gel! Men always think that you'll bring their stuff for them even though it's their job!
ReplyDeleteLOL at turdbutt and lablemaker. Definitely use something that random as a password. MFD needs lots of stuff on vacation. Hahah!
ReplyDeleteHe kills me. I can't believe you tussled with an old Russian woman for his hair gel. Now that is love. He totally didn't know how he fixed it, right? They usually just smack at way at it till it works again. Haha!
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