Life According to Steph: Shit MFD Said Vol 26

Friday, January 15, 2016

Shit MFD Said Vol 26

Yelling up the stairs

MFD: Steph? I want to know what temperature it should be...66 or 67?

Me: What?

MFD: I want to know what I should put the air on. 66 or 67?

Me: We're not putting the air on.

MFD: I think I have to put the air on.

Me: No!

Mfd: It's not December. It's August.

Found this gem in a note on my phone from the beginning of December

Me: Are you going to do the front window?

MFD: The lights aren't right.

Me: You're not going to find the perfect lights.

MFD: Those people around the corner have them. I'm just going to their house and asking them where they got them

Me: What? You don't know them. You can't just knock on their door and be the weird guy asking about their lights.

MFD: Sure I can. I can just casually ask.

Me: No.

MFD: Can I write a note?

Me: Are you going to sign it Clark Griswold? Because this is fucking crazy.

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MFD: I'm going there.

When I come home to couches recovered and a new rug in the living room
Me: You can't find your thumb but you know where to find the extra couch covers that have been stored upstairs in the spare room for a year?

MFD: Well I remembered where you put them. Now, I couldn't find the dog bowls that were right in front of me last night, but, you know.

After he got a tooth removed on 12/30

Me: Why did you need OB tampons?

MFD: Because they're small and I can put them in the back of my mouth if I need them when I'm playing. (playing sax)

Me: You could have just cut some regular tampons.

MFD: Really?

Me: Yes. Really. So basically I bought a $6 box of OB tampons and you might use two.

MFD: Maybe someone will have a wound when they're over and we can use them then. Or to clean up a major spill.

Have a great weekend amigos!

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Friday, January 15, 2016

Shit MFD Said Vol 26