Me: Mike! The freaking heat is on 68! It's 60 degrees out!
MFD: I didn't do it!
Me: Really.
MFD: It was just on.
Me: Now we have a magic heater turning itself on to your favorite temperature.
MFD: Shh! I'm sleeping.
MFD: I'm taking this to Africa.
Me: I'm not going to Africa with a man carrying a B.U.M Equipment bag.
MFD: Hey Steph...do we have any car air fresheners?
Me: No.
MFD: Whaaat?
Me: What do you think this is, a store?
Checking out at the thrift store at the shore
MFD: Look at these! All of these ornaments are 25 cents!
Me: Very good...wait, what are those? pointing to hideous Campbell's soup babies ornaments
MFD: They're the Campbell's kids!
Me: They're staring at me and they're creepy and you can't get them.
MFD: Don't worry, they're nice. They're very kind.
Me: No.
MFD: Do you know where the remote is?
Me: No.
MFD: How do you not know where the remote is? It's probably right next to you.
Me: No.
MFD: Oh it's right next to me.
Me: Mmm.
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