On the plane
MFD: I'm tired.
Me: Me too.
MFD: Do you have a sleep mask?
Me: Uh, not with me, no.
MFD: I feel like your mom right now. Cleaning out a zip lock bag and turning it inside out to dry.
Me: You might be my mom right now. Although I do that too, so I might be my mom also.
On the way to our hotel in the Badlands
MFD: You want to stop there, don't you?
Me: Yes
MFD: We can go tomorrow. I have to go to the bathroom.
Me: But the light is good now.
MFD: OK Ansel
Me: Who's Hansel?
MFD: Ansel. Ansel Adams
Loud laughing
MFD: Where is your purse?
Me: I don't know.
MFD: Oh there it is. Did you borrow this bag from Chewbacca?
Me: Shut up! I've been carrying that purse for over a year. You just now noticed it?
MFD: No, I know. I like it but it just now occurred to me that it looks like Chewbacca's bag.
After showering in the Badlands
MFD: I think that purple shampoo really works.
Me: The purple shampoo I bought for my highlights?
MFD: Yeah. People say how is your hair so blonde?! I say It's the secret purple shampoo Steph bought.
Me. You're using my highlight shampoo.
MFD: Yes, for most of the summer, it's for blonde hair duh!
Later
Me: wait, you brought that shampoo on vacation?
MFD: Of course.
At a restroom area in Grand Teton
MFD: Someone was knocking at the door forever. I was like I'm in here!
Me: What were you doing?
MFD: Reading your blog on our anniversary.
Me: In a public bathroom?
MFD: Yep.
Driving through Yellowstone
MFD: Aw look, a husband and wife fishing team.
Me: You can let that dream die.
MFD: Shit SMD Said.
Me: That doesn't exist.
MFD: She has her book. That could be you.
Me: That's what your friends are for.
After a trip to Cabela's, second conversation about this topic...the first one was while he was in the car with friends
Me: Why did you buy a six person tent again?
MFD: I told you. For camping.
Me: But we don't go camping.
MFD: Well we* will.
Me: Who? And when?
MFD: Next year.
Me: You know you had a tent and we got rid of it because we never used it for years, right?
MFD: That was rotten.
30 seconds later
MFD: I bought waders too. So I can fish in the winter.
Me: Good for you.
MFD: I just thought you should know.
*note: by "we" he doesn't mean me. He means he'll go with friends. Which is great! As long as I don't have to go. LOL
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