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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Shit MFD Said Vol 21


After a major spider freak out incident, MFD looks down at his feet
MFD: Meanwhile, I'm wearing these too small pink sparkly flip flops.
Changes flip flops
Me: Those are also mine.
MFD: But they don't sparkle.

MFD: Are you afraid of the garbage disposal?
Me: If I was a person who slacked in many domestic areas, I would probably not ask that question.
MFD: You never use it.
Me: Are you afraid of the dishwasher? Or wiping toilet seats? Going to the grocery store? Should I keep going?
MFD: I was just asking. I think some people might be afraid of the garbage disposal and wondered if you were one of them.

This month in I can't find it so let me contact my wife who is not in the house - please excuse the freaking autocorrects:
This month in Thermostat Wars - MFD insisted on turning the AC on and swore a humidity wave was coming and I woke up to a super cool morning the next day.



All read and approved by MFD before they go live...
Shit MFD Said Vol 1, Shit MFD Said Vol 2, Shit MFD Said Vol 3, Shit MFD Said Vol 4
Shit MFD Said Vol 5, Shit MFD Said Vol 6, Shit MFD Said Vol 7, Shit MFD Said Vol 8
Shit MFD Said Vol 9, Shit MFD Said Vol 10, Shit MFD Said Vol 11, Shit MFD Said Vol 12, Shit MFD Said Vol 13, Shit MFD Said Vol 14, Shit MFD Said Vol 15, Shit MFD Said Vol 16, Shit MFD Said Vol 17, Shit MFD Said Vol 18, Shit MFD Said Vol 19, Shit MFD Said Vol 20



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46 comments:

  1. Nichole @ casadecrews.comAugust 19, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    I love that he said green was teal....my husband would SO do the same, lol.

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  2. sara [at] journey of doingAugust 19, 2015 at 7:40 AM

    LMAO... "Are you afraid of the toilet seat?" REPENT MFD. REPENT I SAY....

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  3. Kelli @KellibeansAugust 19, 2015 at 8:14 AM

    I'm not sure what he has against sparkly shoes, everyone needs a little sparkle in their life.

    Haha on the Wedgie suit, I'll have to check that category next time I'm shopping for a suit.

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  4. GwenAugust 19, 2015 at 8:23 AM

    I think some people might be afraid of the garbage disposal and wondered if you were one of them. LMFAO!

    And then there's the bonus "shit spammer commenter said."

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  5. SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephAugust 19, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Steve, welcome back. Relax, enjoy! The end is not near.

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  6. llf1020August 19, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Lol the end wasn't near enough as Steve has visited again.

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  7. llf1020August 19, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    Wondered if you were one of them regarding the garbage disposal. Hysterical.

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  8. HeatherAugust 19, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    What is it with guys and sparkles?! I mean...it's not the end of the world. All of these are great, I particularly like the one with the disposal question...just, no.

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  9. MarieAugust 19, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    So, are you afraid of the garbage dispoal?? hahah..that is so funny. There are people who are, I know someone who is. hahaha

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  10. lil desiquaAugust 19, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    Lol it should be called a wedgie! That's what it looks like! Also, uncomfortable. I'm still laughing at "derka derka"!

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  11. Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyAugust 19, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i love that he still grabbed your (non-sparkly) flip flops lol

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  12. BLovedBostonAugust 19, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    The bit about the garbage disposal is too funny! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  13. BHSAugust 19, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    The whole men not knowing where anything is or anything goes saga is confounding and never ending. We have lived in our house for almost 10 years, and Shawn still can't put away pots and pans in their correct locations. The way I've organized it, everything fits. But if he tries, shit is just stacked willy-nilly, falling all over the place. Why is it so hard?

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  14. LaurenAugust 19, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    Hahaha are you afraid of the toilet seat? Touche, Steph! Also MFD is a brave man for having his read receipts on. Steve has made my morning. I have no idea why he visits you but damn, is he entertaining.

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  15. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeAugust 19, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    LOLOLOL I love how he stands by what he believes - WEDGIE!
    But camera. Auto-correct. Sure. Maybe it was just missing the other T. You nasty freaks.

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  16. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeAugust 19, 2015 at 9:38 AM

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  17. The Girl who Loved to WriteAugust 19, 2015 at 9:52 AM

    Hahaha the garbage disposal one was my favorite--such a guy thing to say.

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  18. Kay R.August 19, 2015 at 9:53 AM

    WTF is that in the first comment?! Also the slippers not sparkling made me giggle aloud in my office. Thank God my door is closed!

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  19. MargaretAugust 19, 2015 at 9:57 AM

    hahaha!! I love these posts!

    And I can fully sympathize with the whole husband who can't find ANYTHING so asks me where stuff is whether I am actually home or not. The struggle is real.

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  20. Jenn @ Optimization ActuallyAugust 19, 2015 at 9:59 AM

    Way to smack down that garbage disposal nonsense. I'm intrigued by Steve. I take it this has happened before?

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  21. Helene in BetweenAugust 19, 2015 at 10:01 AM

    I agree with him about wedgies. why would you wear a suit like that?!
    hahah the garbage disposal. you nailed him on that one!
    but camera. haha

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  22. Kristen @ See You In A PorridgeAugust 19, 2015 at 10:25 AM

    hahahahahaha are you afraid of wiping down the toilet seat. hilarious. and the wedgies. oh my that is priceless.

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  23. Heather LockhartAugust 19, 2015 at 10:44 AM

    Wedgie swimsuits, ha! Amazing. We have similar issues with locating items: apparently females are the only ones able to look for and find things.

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  24. Linda SheridanAugust 19, 2015 at 10:59 AM

    Maybe his end is near. The Bible is an interpretation, Steve. There are many versions.
    Just do good, be good, don't judge!
    Steph's Momma

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  25. Linda SheridanAugust 19, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    This is the BEST! The wedgies. The flip flops. The green thing. The garbage disposal. All of it!!!
    Keep 'em coming. Keep making each other laugh. It's the best!
    Love, Your Momma

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  26. StephanieAugust 19, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    The fact that we're on volume 21 just slays me. Love it.
    I gotta agree with him on the wedgie swimsuits!!
    STEVE.

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  27. Three of CupsAugust 19, 2015 at 11:11 AM

    garbage disposal - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  28. Emily @ Martinis | BikinisAugust 19, 2015 at 11:12 AM

    As usual I love these comments and conversations between the two of you and him wearing pink sparkly shoes!

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  29. Amy @The Crazy Wise WomanAugust 19, 2015 at 11:15 AM

    Wedgie suits are great if your ass is 16... if not just stop it. "Are you afraid of the garbage disposal"... I'm dying at the list that followed. So accurate! Steve has a thing for being your first commenter... someone has an admirer!!!!

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  30. NadineAugust 19, 2015 at 11:52 AM

    Hahahahahaha "If I was a person who slacked in many domestic areas, I would probably not ask that question. " Isn't that the truth??? I think Chris is afraid of everything in our house based on that theory. And at least MFD kills the spiders. I have to kill the spiders in our house. It is not my favorite task. Not even a little.

    To those who are single, be sure to ask if they will kill bugs! If not...keep walking! LOL!!!

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  31. Kate at Green FashionistaAugust 19, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    I'm going to have to co-sign MFD on the bathing suit wedgies, it's definitely an epidemic! And LOL at the thermostat wars - the struggle is real :-P

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  32. Life with LoloAugust 19, 2015 at 12:41 PM

    Hahahhaha the wedgie thing is hilarious. And don't even get me started on men trying to find things in the house and not actually looking - it's the main thing we argue about. Can't they just look?

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  33. Rebecca JoAugust 19, 2015 at 2:48 PM

    OK - the first comment... you get the best ones ... & the replies are even better. haha

    I now want to know how many people in the world are afraid of garbage disposals.

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  34. BrianneAugust 19, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    Your comeback to the garbage disposal question is my favorite!

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  35. Erin of TexErin-in-SydneyLandAugust 19, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    With the wedgie swimsuits, was he talking about thongs? Or just swimsuits that were creeping up the butt? Or suits that people pulled into their crack on purpose to get a tan on their ass cheeks? Because those people baffle me too.

    When I was little, one of my chores was to do the dishes...my brother told me that there was a monster in the garbage disposal that would grab my hand and bite it. I believed him because apparently I was gullible to anything my brother said. So, I was one of those people scared of the garbage disposal. I was also seven.

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  36. AnonymousAugust 19, 2015 at 9:35 PM

    Hahah his final response in the garbage disposal debate is my favorite :)

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  37. Brass HoneyAugust 19, 2015 at 11:57 PM

    I don't even know where to begin!!! The are you afraid of the garbage disposal conversation is so Darren and I, only in reverse. I just did a lot of catching up and I have got to say you have had an incredible summer. You're inspiring me to get out and enjoy these last few weeks. Also I just bought the totes clear umbrella per your grateful list. I've been looking for a good one so I'm super excited!

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  38. Kerry @ Till Then Smile OftenAugust 20, 2015 at 6:19 AM

    Wedgie swimsuits, love it. I love that there is a difference between green and teal, even if he doesn't make the connection. Nice try to save on the garbage disposal! Ha!

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  39. Nicole MaricaAugust 20, 2015 at 2:03 PM

    I'm not sure what's more hilarious to imagine...MFD screaming girlishly or wearing pink sparkly flip flops...lol

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  40. Erin LFFAugust 20, 2015 at 2:37 PM

    They might as well be called wedgies, right?! Haha! Also loving your garbage disposal comeback :)

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  41. Caitlin @ Candyfloss & PersieAugust 20, 2015 at 4:46 PM

    ahahahhah, i love these.

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  42. Sara BurkemperAugust 20, 2015 at 10:27 PM

    Too funny!

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  43. KristenAugust 21, 2015 at 12:23 AM

    I'm dying over the garbage disposal discussion! This also makes me feel much more grateful for my own husband, who does all of the things you mentioned (and more!). He definitely pulls his own weight (and, if I'm being honest, some of my weight as well) when it comes to household chores.

    Also … Steve. Again. Oh my.

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  44. KimmiAugust 21, 2015 at 3:13 PM

    My husband is afraid of all of the chores. I however do have a slight phobia with the garbage disposal. I always wonder if it will attack me at some point and I'll lose a finger. I still use it though. Also the Green Thing vs the Teal thing. Bobby and I have these type of debates nearly every week!

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  45. BetsyAugust 24, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    I love the doing the housework conversation. I feel like I have had a similar conversation a number of times with Kevin :)

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