Life According to Steph: Shit MFD Said Vol 21

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Shit MFD Said Vol 21

After a major spider freak out incident, MFD looks down at his feet

MFD: Meanwhile, I'm wearing these too small pink sparkly flip flops.

Changes flip flops

Me: Those are also mine.

MFD: But they don't sparkle.

MFD: Are you afraid of the garbage disposal?

Me: If I was a person who slacked in many domestic areas, I would probably not ask that question.

MFD: You never use it.

Me: Are you afraid of the dishwasher? Or wiping toilet seats? Going to the grocery store? Should I keep going?

MFD: I was just asking. I think some people might be afraid of the garbage disposal and wondered if you were one of them.

This month in I can't find it so let me contact my wife who is not in the house - please excuse the freaking autocorrects:

This month in Thermostat Wars - MFD insisted on turning the AC on and swore a humidity wave was coming and I woke up to a super cool morning the next day.