Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Shit MFD Said Vol 20


MFD: These new glasses are a little big.
Me: A little.
MFD: I look like The Fly.
Me: laughing
MFD: Welp I'm going to look like The Fly at the shore. Great, in all the pictures too and you take a million.
Me: laughing harder
MFD: They're not as bad as the lady glasses I ordered and thought they were men's. 
Me: True. 
MFD: bzzt bzzzt The Fly. Or Deniro at the end of Goodfellas. Deniro Fly.
Driving back from a concert
MFD: Is your phone plugged in?
Me: Yes.
MFD:  All Biggie songs?
Me: They're not mine.
MFD: Oh my God there's a CD in there. I think I bought a drug dealer's car. Did I ever show you the routes?
Me: No. I don't want to know. Okay...what routes?
MFD: Drug dealing routes, looks like. In the GPS history. This is like an episode of COPs in this car.

Leaving the pier
MFD: Smell that sunscreen! Smells like the beach.
Me: It's my perfume. It's called Beach.
MFD: Why don't you just wear sunblock if you like the smell?
Me: No. This is nice perfume you know.
MFD: Seems like it would be easier. Cheaper too. 
Me: Just drive.

On July 4
MFD:  I got an American hoagie.
Me: Yeah? 
MFD: Yeah. Because it's AMERICA'S birthday.
Me: Of course.

Looking for flip flops
MFD: Where are they? I moved them but I don't know where.
Me: Not sure. 
Goes downstairs to rummage around 
MFD: Well I found these glasses under the couch.
Me: Glasses.
MFD: Yeah.
Me: Under the couch. 
MFD: Yeah. 
Me: I'm not even going to ask.

Eating an ice cream cone
MFD: This chocolate is boss.
Me: Boss?
MFD: Boss.
Me: Where did you get that word, '88?
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