Me: No.
MFD: It was so funny. You should watch it right now.
Me: No.
MFD: Why not?
Me: I don't care.
MFD: It was funny. You should ask around.
MFD: I thought this jacket was lost or stolen but then I found it.
Me: Where was it?
MFD: Hanging up.
Me: Like where the coats go?
MFD: Yeah! Not on the back of a chair. Can you believe it?
Me: Yes. Because I hung it up.
Eating Mint Milanos
Me: These are really good.
MFD: I know.
Me: Why did you buy these things? Now we know.
MFD: It's Pepperidge Farm.
Me: What does that have to do with it?
MFD: Quality.
As I'm trying to relax on a Sunday and MFD is working and listening to music loudly
Me: Can you turn that down?
MFD: No.
Me: Who even listens to Billy Idol?
MFD: Me.
Me: What is this?
MFD: A movie.
Me: This is the first time we've sat down to watch TV together in forever and we're watching a documentary about gasoline?
MFD: Uh huh.
Me: You like not having cable because the amount of dork TV content is now limitless.
MFD: It's awesome.
MFD: Bob Evans. Down on the farm. We could totally roll up there in jorts if we wanted.
Me: Indeed.
MFD: It's comfort food. Comfortable clothes.
MFD: We need to get a dog vacuum for Geege.
Me: He just needs to be brushed.
MFD: I think they make them.
Me: We're not getting one.
Me: Can you go to the store for me?
MFD: Maybe.
Me: Actually I'll go. I need to drop stuff off at Goodwill.
MFD: What about Badwill?
Me: Nope. Nothing to take there.
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