I'm the person who...

I was going to be snarky today, but then I thought fuck it, it's Friday, ain't nobody got time for that. I've had the commute from hell all week, and I don't feel like it. I also don't feel like doing any actual writing because again, it's Friday. Instead I'll do a little about me like the one I did last July, and hope that you tell me some stuff about you in the comments. Because as my BFF Debbie says, sharing is caring. I'm the person who...

Is wary of women who have no girlfriends.

Takes photos of food. Unapologetically.

Will leave the ice cube on the floor if it drops in my house...but not in yours. 

Has to close the shower curtain if you leave it open.

Hates fake ass bitches.

Thinks heels feel like jail for my feet.

Has no problem saying no.

Dislikes perfectly choreographed photos. The current Instagram trend of posed photos on white backgrounds is not real life unless you live in Stepford. It looks the same as everyone else who's doing it...next!

Allows profanity to pepper my speech with no plans to correct it.

Always seems to be the one to replace the toilet paper roll. How does that happen?

When asked when I'm having kids, will ask an equally personal question in response. Loudly. Along the lines of how are you making out with your chlamydia? I'm not nice when I have to remind people of the boundaries. Don't poke the bear.

Feels the urge to laugh at inappropriate times, like during funerals. Nervous reflex.

Manages my expectations.

Loves birthdays - mine, yours. My BFF Jenn's today.

Has a definite opinion on most things and no problem letting you know what it is.

Goes to the tourist spots. They're popular for a reason.

Successfully grows flowers outside but kills every blessed house plant.

Embraces my inner Grimace for Put on Purple Day for Lupus Awareness in honor of my good friend Marla of Luck Fupus. It's today! Get your purple on, upload a photo of your gear, and tag @marlajan on Instagram or Twitter. Use the hashtags #luckfupus #knowlupus #POP

Marla at last year's Lupus Day in Love Park - we went yesterday too, along with her husband and sister Brie!

What about you? Tell me some tidbits.