Life According to Steph: Shit MFD Said: Vol 17

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Shit MFD Said: Vol 17

After Gus got sick

Me: What's he doing?
MFD: Sniffing around.
20 seconds later
Me: What's he doing now?
MFD: Writing a novel.

Me: Bowling alleys are weird.
Mfd: Do you think Michael's out here jumping cars?
Me: Who?
MFD: Singing Cool Rider.

At dinner with friends
MFD: What kind of cream soda do you have?
Waitress: It's in a bottle.
MFD: What's the brand? Do you have root beer?
Waitress: I can go back and look.
Me: Don't make her go back and look.
MFD: Well I like a certain brand of root beer! If it's Stewart's okay, if not, I don't want it. I need time. Can you get what he needs and come back?
Waitress leaves and comes back.
Waitress: Good news, we do have the kind of root beer you like.
MFD: I'll have the cream soda.
Everyone at the table: seriously/what/hahaha

Driving away from Target
MFD: That took too long.
Me: Because I had to look for you for 15 minutes!
MFD: You were lost not me.
Me: No! I was looking for something and I looked up and you had disappeared.
MFD: No.
Me: Yes!
MFD: Oh, right after the great golden turtle episode. Yes. Poof.
his phone was dead in the car the whole time, making contacting him impossible in the store

Looking at Balenciaga shoes online in bed. Why, I don't know.
MFD: Look at these Balenciaga shoes.
Me: Are you on groupon?
MFD: No. after a long pause Balenciaga makes handbags too, Steph.
Me: No shit, Mike.
MFD: What do you mean no shit?
Me: It means I knew that.
MFD: Derr. long pause Damn I should've gone into the shoe design business. These things are ugly.

Me: I saw you outside looking longingly at Mister Softee.
MFD: forlornly I know.

Out to eat, he drops chopsticks and continually plays with a Japanese soda bottle with a marble in it.