10:58 pm
MFD: Look at these. Hands me phone
Me: They look like bowling shoes.
MFD: That's why I like them. Hey! Groupon knows what size I am. Ordered.
Me: You just ordered shoes from Groupon?
MFD: Yep.
After I have thundered down the stairs in my typical morning mood on a Wednesday
Me: Mike! I got NO SLEEP because you had the thermostat on 68 degrees. I CAN'T SLEEP LIKE THAT.
MFD: Good morning.
Me: AND MAISIE THREW UP.
MFD: Why did she throw up?
Me: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT.
MFD: Ok. So..have a good day!
After he changes the song
Me: AND MAISIE THREW UP.
MFD: Why did she throw up?
Me: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT.
MFD: Ok. So..have a good day!
After he changes the song
Me: Really?
MFD: What's wrong with Cat Stevens?
Me: What's wrong with Van Halen?
MFD: Sammy Hagar.
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