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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Shit MFD Said Vol 15


10:58 pm
MFD: Look at these. Hands me phone
Me: They look like bowling shoes.
MFD: That's why I like them. Hey! Groupon knows what size I am. Ordered.
Me: You just ordered shoes from Groupon?
MFD: Yep.


After I have thundered down the stairs in my typical morning mood on a Wednesday
Me: Mike! I got NO SLEEP because you had the thermostat on 68 degrees. I CAN'T SLEEP LIKE THAT. 
MFD: Good morning.
Me: AND MAISIE THREW UP.
MFD: Why did she throw up?
Me: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT.
MFD: Ok. So..have a good day!

After he changes the song
Me: Really?
MFD: What's wrong with Cat Stevens?
Me: What's wrong with Van Halen?
MFD: Sammy Hagar.



All read and approved by MFD before they go live...
Shit MFD Said Vol 1, Shit MFD Said Vol 2, Shit MFD Said Vol 3, Shit MFD Said Vol 4
Shit MFD Said Vol 5, Shit MFD Said Vol 6, Shit MFD Said Vol 7, Shit MFD Said Vol 8
Shit MFD Said Vol 9, Shit MFD Said Vol 10, Shit MFD Said Vol 11, Shit MFD Said Vol 12, Shit MFD Said Vol 13, Shit MFD Said Vol 14


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50 comments:

  1. KristinFebruary 11, 2015 at 7:28 AM

    If I could make a list of the things Scott has ordered online (it would be a long list), it would prove entertaining. Lately, there was a volleyball and net (???). Shoes from Groupon are a new one though!

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  2. MarcieFebruary 11, 2015 at 7:54 AM

    I also often feel like cutting a bitch :)

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  3. Kerry @ Till Then Smile OftenFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:07 AM

    Being to hot leads to wanting to cut a B*tch. The last one...touche.

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  4. AprilFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:32 AM

    OMG, yes, when M turns up our thermostat to 68 I want to cut him. It's too dang hot!!!

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  5. Jessica KFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:36 AM

    These are always the best!! He really does have an addition to Groupon, doesn't he? And who knew they had shoes?!?!

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  6. llf1020February 11, 2015 at 8:39 AM

    LOL to all.

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  7. Three of CupsFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Frankly, I prefer Cat Stevens.

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  8. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:47 AM

    This is my favorite post that you do!

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  9. sara [at] journey of doingFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:47 AM

    LOL, music battles and throwing up from cold!!!

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  10. GwenFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    That thermostat one is more like "Shit SMD said." I'd like to cut a bitch occasionally, too.

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  11. Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    LOL at MFD saying "ok....so have a good day!" as if you just said good morning and nothing else. all men must read from the same playbook when they want to be out of range when you start raging out. don't they know it does nothing but make us even more mad??

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  12. Nicole MaricaFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    ah the highlight of my day! I love these posts...i'd like to cut a bitch all the time...MFD has a good point there haha

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  13. Brie LatiniFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    OMG! "So....have a good day!" Dying.

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  14. BLovedBostonFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    Your banter is just too funny! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston

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  15. Linda SheridanFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    LOL. I like Cat Stevens and way like Sammy Hagar with Van Halen!
    Oh, those shoes. Always keep each other laughing!
    I am Mike Doyle, Rich is you LOL
    Love, your MOMMA

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  16. LaurenFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    I love that groupon knew his size... he likely put something in his cart previously so now you need to track down the mystery shoes that MFD didn't buy. And 68 is too hot? You would die in my house. It's a cozy 72 overnight when it's cold out!

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  17. Joey Hodges February 11, 2015 at 9:47 AM

    These crack me up! And I love that 68 is too hot for you to sleep in! We keep our house at 67 which is a weeeeeee bit too cold for me during the day but just right at night!

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  18. Nichole @ casadecrews.comFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    That man really loves his Groupon, huh?! LOLOLOL

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  19. StephanieFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    I love these so much. "Ok. So..have a good day!" hahaha
    and the groupon shoes! I die.

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  20. MarieFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:17 AM

    haha ordering shoes from Groupon. That is too funny.

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  21. Meg TaylorFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:17 AM

    Haha now that photo makes sense!! Very snazzy shoes, MFD!!

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  22. Emily @ Martinis | BikinisFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:58 AM

    Haha always laughing at this blog edition...love how proud he is of his Groupon shoes. 68 degrees is too hot or just to hot for Maise?

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  23. Lora AshleyFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    He really does love Groupon huh? LOL

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  24. Jamie @ The Jamie's + 1February 11, 2015 at 11:50 AM

    BAHAHAH!!!!! So funny! Gotta love hubbys!

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  25. BetsyFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:54 AM

    I feel like shoes from Groupon is a bad idea ...

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  26. Helene in BetweenFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:55 AM

    Groupon, that's just too funny. I could not sleep at 68 degrees either.

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  27. Caitlin @ Candyfloss & PersieFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    hahaha about the thermostat one. He sounds like he's in survival mode in his responses.

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  28. KristenFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:21 PM

    hahaha KC was out last evening so I had the thermostat way up (like 68-70) and i meant to turn it down before he got home but I forgot, he was soooooooooooo mad. and those groupon shoes are pretty fabulous.

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  29. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Groupon! I had no idea you could order shoes directly through them! I like the lock up conversation too.

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  30. NadineFebruary 11, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    LOLOL at Groupon knowing his size. Chris orders all kinds of stuff online too! Luckily, Chris and I both like it freezing cold in our house when we are trying to sleep so usually the thermostat is a non-issue.

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  31. Because Shanna Said SoFebruary 11, 2015 at 2:52 PM

    For the love of all that is holy....please post a picture of his new shoes!!!! Bhahahahaha!!!

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  32. Kate at Green FashionistaFebruary 11, 2015 at 3:15 PM

    LOL these are my favorite, I get too excited for these posts :-D

    I didn't know you could order shoes from Groupon, priceless!

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  33. CarlyFebruary 11, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    Did you and MFD know you could order sex toys from Groupon? I was scrolling through one day, and bam...vibrator after vibrator. It was bizarre.

    You really can buy everything on Groupon. And use Ebates!

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  34. AiringMyLaundryFebruary 11, 2015 at 4:01 PM

    Haha, so awesome about Groupon. I had no idea you could buy shoes there. Interesting.

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  35. Jana @ Jana SaysFebruary 11, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sammy Hagar! That's freaking priceless!!!

    I love these posts because I take comfort in the fact that I'm not the only one married to a crazy person.

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  36. Steph GFebruary 11, 2015 at 7:27 PM

    Wait, Groupon seriously sells shoes? How are they?

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  37. jackie jadeFebruary 11, 2015 at 7:59 PM

    ha love his obsession with groupon. dudes are so random!

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  38. BrianneFebruary 11, 2015 at 8:36 PM

    The cutting a bitch made me laugh out loud. I want to cut a bitch often as well.

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  39. StephFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    "Ok...so have a good day!" It must be a man thing to completely ignore the rant you're about to go on and act like it never happened.

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  40. Erin of TexErin-in-SydneyLandFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:10 PM

    I have repeatedly said "Sammy Hagar is not in Van Halen; Sammy Hagar is in Van Hagar. They just forgot the name change." I don't mind Sammy Hagar, but he is not in Van Halen. David Lee Roth is in Van Halen.

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  41. Him & Me (But Mostly Me)February 11, 2015 at 11:15 PM

    As always he is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing !

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  42. Kay R.February 12, 2015 at 7:54 AM

    hahah "so you can cut a bitch". he is so funny!! I really love these posts!

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  43. Maddie~The Whimsy OneFebruary 12, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Hahahaha my thoughts were 68? No wonder she couldn't sleep, she was freezing! Ha. Apparently we differ on freezing. Ha

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  44. Ramblings of an Honest HeartFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:22 PM

    Oh gosh, I just laughed far too hard!! You guys crack me up!!

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  45. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 3:08 PM

    I gotta say, I'm digging the shoes... Even if they are from Groupon. Also, I totally agree with his Van Halen comment.

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  46. lisacngFebruary 12, 2015 at 3:15 PM

    Love it, shoes from Groupon.

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  47. MarlaJanFebruary 12, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    Sitting in McDickys office snorting with laugher. I didn't even know Groupon sold shoes. How fascinating. I'm with him on the Sammy hagar, and seriously Steph, what is your ideal thermostat sleeping temp??

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  48. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeFebruary 14, 2015 at 4:11 PM

    I love that he's such a Groupon addict that they KNOW HIS SHOE SIZE!
    Bahahahahhaha... "I do often feel like cutting a bitch." I love it!

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  49. KimmiFebruary 14, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    I agree with "cutting a bitch" also 68 degrees is a freaking sauna....NONONONONO

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