When I wave it, whatever I’m thinking happens.
I use it to give: good and healthy food to those that are
hungry, shelter to those without homes, flowing water to those without access
to it, love to children who have been forgotten or abused, job opportunities to the masses, care to pets who have been cast aside, love of self to those who lack it, equality to all, freedom of choice to
those who live under oppression.
I use it to take away: drugs on the corners, litter and graffiti from streets, demons
from addicts, ignorance and fear from hearts, power from the corrupt,
weapons from gangs and criminals, pain from those suffering from illnesses, depression from those under its thumb, laziness from those who are ruled by it, hopelessness from everyone and everything.
I use it to fix: the justice system, the education system, the welfare system, the US government, the potholes in Pottholevanyia/Pennsylvania.
I use it to fix: the justice system, the education system, the welfare system, the US government, the potholes in Pottholevanyia/Pennsylvania.
I use it for selfish reasons: so my dogs live as long as I
do, so the lives of my people are a little easier, so my house is white glove
clean daily, so my bank account is filled, so unwanted weight is removed, so I own a shore house outright, so I never happen upon dishes left in the sink, so I have willpower when I need it, so I never see leggings being worn as pants in public.
Then I hand the wand to you and take a nap because that was a lot of waving.
How do you use the magic wand?
