MFD: I just cut my eyelashes.
Me: You did what?
MFD: They bump into these glasses.
Me: Come again? Who cuts their eyelashes?
MFD: Well I tried curling them once but that didn't work.
Me: You curled them? Uncontrollable laughter
MFD: It's only one side.
October 22
MFD: Where is all the Halloween candy?
Me: I can't say.
MFD: I'll find it.
Me: I can't believe you think you're going to find it. You can't find anything!
Via text - on October 22
Me: I need to buy tickets for Dirty Dancing at the Academy of Music for my birthday. This is my birthday gift from you. Okay?
MFD: LOL Ok. Am I going with you?
Me: Yes. Sorry you have to. Tuesday, March 24.
MFD: No that's cool I want to! I wanna see who plays the Schumachers.
Me: OMG.
Via text - on October 22
Me: I need to buy tickets for Dirty Dancing at the Academy of Music for my birthday. This is my birthday gift from you. Okay?
MFD: LOL Ok. Am I going with you?
Me: Yes. Sorry you have to. Tuesday, March 24.
MFD: No that's cool I want to! I wanna see who plays the Schumachers.
Me: OMG.
During dinner
MFD: Steph if the glove don't fit, you must acquit. Did you know that?
Me: Mmm.
On Halloween
Me: Do you want some pumpkin ice cream?
MFD: Yes, preferably in a bowl.
Me: What else would it be in?
MFD: Some tiny fancy glass. see pic----->
MFD: What is this?
Me: What? Yours is in a bowl.
MFD: Am I on a diet or something?
Thermostat Wars
Me: Do you think I should turn the heat on? It's not that bad.
MFD: You are having people over. You want them to be comfortable.
Me: I'm comfortable.
MFD: It's November 2. You are wearing an outdoor vest inside. You are ridiculous.
Me: Do you want to go watch the sunrise with me Saturday morning like I mentioned?
MFD: I wanted to talk to you about that. Let's do that.
Me: Ok.
MFD: We have to go early.
Me: I mean...the sunrise is early.
MFD: Right. That's what I said.
11:42 pm
Me: Are you listening to Taylor Swift?
MFD: I love this song. It's that video with the aerobics song. I can't stop watching it.
After midnight, sleep mask on...I hear wrappers unwrapping.
Me: What are you doing?
MFD: Garbled response
Me: I hear you chewing. It's after midnight!
MFD: so? I'm not a mogwai.
Me: A what?
MFD: Mogwai can't eat after midnight.
Me: I don't know what that is.
MFD: You've never seen Gremlins?
Me: I have.
MFD: That's a mogwai.
Me: No, that's a Gremlin.
MFD: No. When a Mogwai gets wet they multiply. They're littlle stinkers. Gremlins are what they become when they eat after midnight after they pupate.
Me: I didn't know I was living with a Gremlin expert.
MFD: You are.
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Me: Do you want to go watch the sunrise with me Saturday morning like I mentioned?
MFD: I wanted to talk to you about that. Let's do that.
Me: Ok.
MFD: We have to go early.
Me: I mean...the sunrise is early.
MFD: Right. That's what I said.
11:42 pm
Me: Are you listening to Taylor Swift?
MFD: I love this song. It's that video with the aerobics song. I can't stop watching it.
After midnight, sleep mask on...I hear wrappers unwrapping.
Me: What are you doing?
MFD: Garbled response
Me: I hear you chewing. It's after midnight!
MFD: so? I'm not a mogwai.
Me: A what?
MFD: Mogwai can't eat after midnight.
Me: I don't know what that is.
MFD: You've never seen Gremlins?
Me: I have.
MFD: That's a mogwai.
Me: No, that's a Gremlin.
MFD: No. When a Mogwai gets wet they multiply. They're littlle stinkers. Gremlins are what they become when they eat after midnight after they pupate.
Me: I didn't know I was living with a Gremlin expert.
MFD: You are.
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