Life According to Steph: Shit MFD Said Vol. 11

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Shit MFD Said Vol. 11

Watching COPS, which is on 24 hours a day in our house

MFD: Steph, you secretly love COPS.

Me: Why would you think that?

MFD: I know it. You do. Watch! Did you see what happened there?

Me: I don't care.

MFD: Stephanie, you do care. You do.

Scary music on TV

Me: What is this?

MFD: Hmm.

Music gets scarier

Me: Mike! What is it?

MFD: Cujo.

Me: No! Turn it off.

MFD: Steph, why? We have dogs. It's okay.

Upstairs getting changed, Mister Softee music plays on the street as Softee rolls by

MFD: Look at him going by all slow! He sees my light on upstairs! Yelling out the window STOP!

He finally got it - in October. He pulled up in his car as Softee was
driving byand honked a million times, then ran right at him.

MFD: Steph, where did the apples in the fridge go?
Me: Seriously? They were moved down one shelf

MFD: Yes!

Me: Did you look?

30 second pause
MFD: Oh.

In bed, 11 pm

MFD: Shit. I put an apple in the freezer and left it in there.

Me: You'll need to throw that out.

15 min later

Me: Are you eating?

MFD: Yes.

Me: What?

MFD: The frozen apple. It's very good.

The note he wrote to leave for the cleaning lady

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