Life According to Steph: Shit MFD Said Vol. 9

Monday, September 1, 2014

Shit MFD Said Vol. 9 - Birthday Edition

In honor of today being MFD's birthday, a special holiday edition of Shit MFD Said.

Happy birthday MFD! Happy Labor Day to the rest of you. Enjoy!

Just as I was about to take the cutest picture of Geege

MFD: Come on let's go potty! All dogs jump up

Me: Man! I was going to take a picture!

MFD: I'm sorry! I know you don't have any pictures of the dogs.

As I'm washing my face

MFD: Hey Steph, can you hold this?

Me: What?

MFD: Just hold this like you're going to hit someone while saying, "No more wire hangers EV-ER."

Me: Seriously?
MFD: Yes.
Me: If I do this, will you let me wash my face in peace?
MFD: Yes. While I post it on Facebook.

Removing earbuds from his ears on the beach

MFD: Steph...just like the white winged dove.

Me: Yeah? Sings a song sounds like she's singin...

MFD: That's why I need these things (pointing to earbuds)...I never realized what she was saying.

Me: What did you think it was?

MFD: Just like the way we were...for 30 years of my life I thought it was that!...puts earbuds back in, now yelling STEPH! GOOD ONE RIGHT?

Me:Shhh! Yes, yes, right.

While eating dinner, Mister Softee drives by, MFD throws his fork down

MFD: WHAT THE FUCK! He only goes slow when I'm eating. When I'm sitting here with money in my pocket waiting he flies by. The bastard is taunting me! Can he see in here? Is there a hidden camera?
Me: No. everyone else laughing
MFD: I don't believe you.

After I stop short at a red light, he glances in the back seat

Me: Wait, are you checking on your new old Star Wars toys?

MFD: Yes.

Me: So after there was that huge stoppage on the Expressway and I almost got in an accident, you were rooting in the back to check on your Millenium Falcon?

MFD: No! For the speeder bike.

Me: The speed what? Never mind. Maybe you should hold it like a precious doll.

MFD: Well it is precious. Fragile too.

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Haikonday

Mister Softee! Stop!

Happy birthday, MFD.

Enjoy your ice cream.

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Happy birthday, MFD. Here's to even more love, laughs, success, growth, and adventure in your 37th year.

Happy birthday also to my BFF Debbie, our little buddy Griffin, and two of the May brothers. Lots of good people celebrating today! And my friend Mark tomorrow, when I will not be blogging, so happy birthday eve Mark! All of you September 1-2 babies, enjoy your birthdays in good health.

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