MFD: On the way back, we should take the Tacony home and save $3 on the bridge toll.
Me: That is ridiculous. I am not taking the long ass way through Jersey to save $3, which I will spend in gas stopped at lights.
MFD: I like to pinch pennies.
Me: Except when you go to Dunkin Donuts twice a day.
MFD: Yes, except for then.
Me: That is ridiculous. I am not taking the long ass way through Jersey to save $3, which I will spend in gas stopped at lights.
MFD: I like to pinch pennies.
Me: Except when you go to Dunkin Donuts twice a day.
MFD: Yes, except for then.
Me: You ate all of those things?
MFD: What things?
Me: The 12 Popsicles we got less than two days ago.
MFD: I don't know what you're talking about. Someone must have come in and eaten them.
MFD: I had like a four foot long hair coming out of my nose.
Me: Oh yeah? Age.
MFD: I don't like it.
After 5 straight minutes of whipping the dogs into a cacophonous barking frenzy that is grating on my ears and soul:
MFD: Steph, are you a member of the CMB? Steph, I asked you a question. You better answer me.
Me: What the hell is the CMB?
MFD: Cash Money Brothers. CASH MONEY BROTHERS!!
Me: Are you leaving to drop the paint off now? Or something?
Two weeks later
MFD: Steph, are you a CMB?
Me: A what?
MFD: A CMB!
Me: This again? A cash money brother? Is this a thing? Why do you keep asking me this?
MFD: Because we live in a New Jack City, Steph. This is the way it is. I don't know what to tell you.
MFD's infatuation with Groupons lives on.
MFD's infatuation with Groupons lives on.
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Haikuesday:
Cash Money Brothers...
This exists? Caught unaware.
New Jack City, yo.
Cash Money Brothers...
This exists? Caught unaware.
New Jack City, yo.
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