Shit MFD said this week

When I ask him to stop blocking the TV during the final dance scene of Dirty Dancing:
What? You've never seen this before?

When I wake him up from a very long Sunday nap:
What should I be doing? Watching the stupid Property Brothers?

Eating fruit cobbler I made Sunday and pointing at me with his spoon:
You know what? You should open up a fucking Honey's Sit-n-Eat type thing.

After not looking for the Gavescon at all. This can also be applied to keys, mouse, money, lighters, iPhone charger, ankle brace, whatever:
MFD: Where's the Gavescon?
Me: In the paisley box next to the pink box.
MFD: I don't see a pink box. This? (touches a tan box right next to the pink box)
Me: No.
MFD: What the fuck? Are we playing hide and seek with the medicine now?

Via text about a package we were expecting:
Me: I think the lamp arrived.
MFD: Wish it was a leg lamp...

When I told him I was doing a shit you say blog.
Oh. That's good.

Haikuesday:

Why can't men find things?

Age old question, am I right?

Just fucking look, men.

AND and and...check me out at Insert Classy Here where I'm sharing Hausfrauing Tips & Tricks today.

Tomorrow: bitches eating crackers. See you then. I hope your Tuesday doesn't suck hard.


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