You're not welcome ever again

So last night on the train I saw TIGHT ROLLED PANTS, you guys. My brain seized. I was transported back to 1987 when I wore acid washed tight rolled jeans with big ass socks, colored Reeboks, and garish sweaters in Mrs. Victor's fifth grade class.

I am certainly not a fashionista. I have been to the grocery store in my plaid pajama pants. I have worn yoga pants to work. Nonetheless, here are other things I hope will go away and never come back:

• Trucker hats
• Fedoras

• Shoulder pads
• Fanny packs (I already know Laura will disagree with me on this)
• Uggs. I know, I know. They're comfortable and warm. Everyone keeps telling me that. I just...can't.

• Those sneakers that claim to tone your buttocks. They just look like lopsided platforms. 
• Vibram toe shoes. They freak me out.
• Celebrities that are bundled up for frigid temperatures when it hits 62. 

Now early 90s grunge...that can come back any day.

What trends are you over  for eternity?