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If you know me, you know Tuesday is no friend of mine. It sits there after Monday, serving no purpose save to cling to the beginning of the week like a disease. We're prepared for Monday to bum rush us. Wednesday finds us hot and heavy in the thick of things. Thursday is a big slow slide into Friday. Friday starts the weekend. What does Tuesday do? Nothing. It's the lazy weekday that should be banned.
Since I have unfettered animosity towards Tuesday on a weekly basis, I think it screws with me on purpose.
Today was no different:
Last night I was up most of the night with hideous heartburn. Geege was up fretting over the wind and rain. The whipping overnight winds removed the remaining leaves on the tree that blocks the back neighbors, so they got a clear view into my bedroom as I was getting dressed. Which of course I didn't discover until late in the dressing game, causing me to immediately sink to the ground like Maya Rudolph in Bridesmaids but at least I wasn't shitting in the street in a wedding dress.
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I finally got to work with wet pant hems (hugest pet peeve!) and promptly spilled creamer all over the floor and my cardigan. Need I go on?
Tuesday, let's lay down our swords. It's not even 8 am and I'm crying uncle.