Also considered as musical accompaniment: My Favorite Things by those damn Von Trapp children and their nanny. Except my name is not Laura or Kim and I am not enamored of The Sound of Music. But I digress.
Here are some of my favorite things, that I wish everyone had or had experience with...except for the selfish assholes who only think of themselves and don't care about others, or people that harm people or animals on purpose. For those people, I envision a raging army of fire ants perpetually attacking their private parts. Anyway these are a few of my favorite things:
Sanuks
Intimate Knowledge of this Movie (whoever stole my copy from my house, may your ass burn with the fire of 1 million suns for eternity)
Totes Clear Umbrella
Pureology Shampoo and Conditioner
Cindy Crawford Washable Slip Cover Sofas (especially if you have smelly snorting dogs who are always on the couch)
Yoga Pants
Brother's Pizza
Ceramic Christmas Trees
A Tiny Baby Jesus Candle Purchased at ShopRite
Experience Working For a Cause Like This
Parties where the Preferred Attire is a Wedding Gown
Professional Photography of your Dog(s)
Friends Like These
More favorite things to come, I'm sure. Until then, happy Monday. If you have off for this banker's holiday, I am jealous and bitter. Enjoy yourselves, and also: kiss my grits. I am getting a free lunch though, and chances are you are not.
Working on Columbus Day,
SMD
p.s. Good season Phils!
p.p.s. While I do wish I wasn't working, I don't think Christopher Columbus is a good reason to have the day off.
Great post, I agree that Columbus day is a bad reason for a day off, but I want it off regardless. And I love Pureology. It is my FAVE.
ReplyDeleteI love listing favorite things!!! It is a happy thing! I will remember this Columbus Day
ReplyDeleteas the day I finally decide to do some gritty cleaning and fell off the stool out of the shower on to the floor and broke my crown. Thats what I get for cleaning LOL. It makes for a funny story, though!
Keep on blogging, my beautiful daughter.
I find myself walking down the street whistling I'd like to teach the world to sing at least once a week, a close second is the My bologna has a first name tune. Moving Violations is a classic movie that never got it's due and Brother's really doesn't need any more love than I already give it. There are a few hundred people in the Czech Republic who crave pizza and cheese steaks from Brother's and they're not even sure they really know what a cheese steak is. Great post!
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