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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

I'll take You're a Weinerwhistle for $2,000 please, Alex


Dear Trebek:

I have a love/hate relationship with Jeopardy. Jeopardy itself is engaging. You are a fartface.

You are the HOST of Jeopardy. You are not a contestant who knows all the answers. You are not buzzing in. You are simply reading the answers off of a card someone gave to you. So when a contestant answers incorrectly, there is no need to be a smug asshole about it. Your know-it-all, superior attitude is baseless and grating.

Stop it. And also, suck on it.



Regards,

SMD

p.s. Just because your job calls for you to sometimes say words in other languages doesn't mean you are fluent in said language so lay off the insane accents.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Hysterical and love the snl clip!

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  2. Linda SheridanSeptember 7, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    OMG those SNL skits were my favorites! Sean Connery--
    "I'll take horse semen for 200(horseman)
    or I'll take the rapist for 200 (therapist)!!
    A riot.

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  3. Aunt CarrieSeptember 8, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    I have said the same thing for years. He gets on my last nerve!

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