10:58 pm
MFD: Look at these. Hands me phone
Me: They look like bowling shoes.
MFD: That's why I like them. Hey! Groupon knows what size I am. Ordered.
Me: You just ordered shoes from Groupon?
MFD: Yep.
After I have thundered down the stairs in my typical morning mood on a Wednesday
Me: Mike! I got NO SLEEP because you had the thermostat on 68 degrees. I CAN'T SLEEP LIKE THAT.
MFD: Good morning.
Me: AND MAISIE THREW UP.
MFD: Why did she throw up?
Me: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT.
MFD: Ok. So..have a good day!
After he changes the song
Me: AND MAISIE THREW UP.
MFD: Why did she throw up?
Me: BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT.
MFD: Ok. So..have a good day!
After he changes the song
Me: Really?
MFD: What's wrong with Cat Stevens?
Me: What's wrong with Van Halen?
MFD: Sammy Hagar.
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If I could make a list of the things Scott has ordered online (it would be a long list), it would prove entertaining. Lately, there was a volleyball and net (???). Shoes from Groupon are a new one though!
ReplyDeleteI also often feel like cutting a bitch :)
ReplyDeleteBeing to hot leads to wanting to cut a B*tch. The last one...touche.
ReplyDeleteOMG, yes, when M turns up our thermostat to 68 I want to cut him. It's too dang hot!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are always the best!! He really does have an addition to Groupon, doesn't he? And who knew they had shoes?!?!
ReplyDeleteLOL to all.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I prefer Cat Stevens.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite post that you do!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jessica! He's pretty amusing.
DeleteLOL, music battles and throwing up from cold!!!
ReplyDeleteThat thermostat one is more like "Shit SMD said." I'd like to cut a bitch occasionally, too.
ReplyDeleteLOL at MFD saying "ok....so have a good day!" as if you just said good morning and nothing else. all men must read from the same playbook when they want to be out of range when you start raging out. don't they know it does nothing but make us even more mad??
ReplyDeleteah the highlight of my day! I love these posts...i'd like to cut a bitch all the time...MFD has a good point there haha
ReplyDeleteOMG! "So....have a good day!" Dying.
ReplyDeleteYour banter is just too funny! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteLOL. I like Cat Stevens and way like Sammy Hagar with Van Halen!
ReplyDeleteOh, those shoes. Always keep each other laughing!
I am Mike Doyle, Rich is you LOL
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I love that groupon knew his size... he likely put something in his cart previously so now you need to track down the mystery shoes that MFD didn't buy. And 68 is too hot? You would die in my house. It's a cozy 72 overnight when it's cold out!
ReplyDeleteThese crack me up! And I love that 68 is too hot for you to sleep in! We keep our house at 67 which is a weeeeeee bit too cold for me during the day but just right at night!
ReplyDeleteThat man really loves his Groupon, huh?! LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI love these so much. "Ok. So..have a good day!" hahaha
ReplyDeleteand the groupon shoes! I die.
haha ordering shoes from Groupon. That is too funny.
ReplyDeleteHaha now that photo makes sense!! Very snazzy shoes, MFD!!
ReplyDeleteHaha always laughing at this blog edition...love how proud he is of his Groupon shoes. 68 degrees is too hot or just to hot for Maise?
ReplyDeleteHe really does love Groupon huh? LOL
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAH!!!!! So funny! Gotta love hubbys!
ReplyDeleteI feel like shoes from Groupon is a bad idea ...
ReplyDeleteGroupon, that's just too funny. I could not sleep at 68 degrees either.
ReplyDeletehahaha about the thermostat one. He sounds like he's in survival mode in his responses.
ReplyDeletehahaha KC was out last evening so I had the thermostat way up (like 68-70) and i meant to turn it down before he got home but I forgot, he was soooooooooooo mad. and those groupon shoes are pretty fabulous.
ReplyDeleteGroupon! I had no idea you could order shoes directly through them! I like the lock up conversation too.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL at Groupon knowing his size. Chris orders all kinds of stuff online too! Luckily, Chris and I both like it freezing cold in our house when we are trying to sleep so usually the thermostat is a non-issue.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of all that is holy....please post a picture of his new shoes!!!! Bhahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL these are my favorite, I get too excited for these posts :-D
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you could order shoes from Groupon, priceless!
Did you and MFD know you could order sex toys from Groupon? I was scrolling through one day, and bam...vibrator after vibrator. It was bizarre.
ReplyDeleteYou really can buy everything on Groupon. And use Ebates!
Haha, so awesome about Groupon. I had no idea you could buy shoes there. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sammy Hagar! That's freaking priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteI love these posts because I take comfort in the fact that I'm not the only one married to a crazy person.
Wait, Groupon seriously sells shoes? How are they?
ReplyDeleteha love his obsession with groupon. dudes are so random!
ReplyDeleteThe cutting a bitch made me laugh out loud. I want to cut a bitch often as well.
ReplyDelete"Ok...so have a good day!" It must be a man thing to completely ignore the rant you're about to go on and act like it never happened.
ReplyDeleteI have repeatedly said "Sammy Hagar is not in Van Halen; Sammy Hagar is in Van Hagar. They just forgot the name change." I don't mind Sammy Hagar, but he is not in Van Halen. David Lee Roth is in Van Halen.
ReplyDeleteAs always he is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing !
ReplyDeletehahah "so you can cut a bitch". he is so funny!! I really love these posts!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha my thoughts were 68? No wonder she couldn't sleep, she was freezing! Ha. Apparently we differ on freezing. Ha
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, I just laughed far too hard!! You guys crack me up!!
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, I'm digging the shoes... Even if they are from Groupon. Also, I totally agree with his Van Halen comment.
ReplyDeleteLove it, shoes from Groupon.
ReplyDeleteSitting in McDickys office snorting with laugher. I didn't even know Groupon sold shoes. How fascinating. I'm with him on the Sammy hagar, and seriously Steph, what is your ideal thermostat sleeping temp??
ReplyDeleteI love that he's such a Groupon addict that they KNOW HIS SHOE SIZE!
ReplyDeleteBahahahahhaha... "I do often feel like cutting a bitch." I love it!
I agree with "cutting a bitch" also 68 degrees is a freaking sauna....NONONONONO
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